Bored of the same old routine?
Longing for a bit of adventure in your life?
Love living life on the edge?
Then join Alfie Fleet and discover a whole universe of wonders (and things that are not so wonderful too, but we won't go into that now).
From giant sand lobsters on planet Maureen and the Twang Bears of Mumsy, to the eerie (yet oddly quite boring) brains in jars on Brains-in-Jars World - there's something for everyone. And if danger's your thing you won't want to miss Outlandish, with its gold-hoarding dragon, take-your-life-in-your-hands cuisine, and welcoming locals who'll fire lightning bolts at you.
Thrills and adventure await, just hop on board the slightly old and rusty moped of infinity!
More than funny fiction - this story does for travel guides and maps what Wimpy Kid did for diaries and Tom Gates did for doodle books. With amazing illustrations by Chris Mould throughout, this book is a visual feast and will appeal to readers everywhere.
- CHAPTER ONE THE FOOT SPA PROBLEM
- CHAPTER TWO THE STRANGE PROFESSOR
- CHAPTER THREE SMALLHENGE
- CHAPTER FOUR THE PERKS AND BENEFITS OF INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL
- CHAPTER FIVE THE BOY EFFECT
- CHAPTER SIX SKINGRATH'S CHEESED-OFF CHILDREN
- CHAPTER SEVEN TEATIME ON OUTLANDISH
- CHAPTER EIGHT UPDATING THE ATLAS
- CHAPTER NINE A NIGHT AT THE DEAD CROW
- CHAPTER TEN A WEIRDO CALLS AT MIDNIGHT
- CHAPTER ELEVEN THE ROAD TO VERMINIUM
- CHAPTER TWELVE DIRTY OLD TOWN
- CHAPTER THIRTEEN SIR BRENDA'S VALIANT QUESTS
- CHAPTER FOURTEEN THE CIRCLE OF THE CIRCLE
- CHAPTER FIFTEEN GUILTY LOVE FOR JAMIE FRINGE
- CHAPTER SIXTEEN THE OPPRESSOR'S PALACE
- CHAPTER SEVENTEEN THREE HUNDRED MILES IN ONE CHAPTER
- CHAPTER EIGHTEEN THE HORRORS OF HINDERWOOD
- CHAPTER NINETEEN THE RUNNING OF THE TWONK
- CHAPTER TWENTY WHEN ELVES ATTACK
- CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE CHILDREN OF SKINGRATH UNDER-SIXTEENS CHAMPION
- CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO ALFIE'S INCREDIBLE BRAIN
- CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE FAREWELL TO OUTLANDISH
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR A SEA OF BLING
- CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE HOW NOT TO KILL A DRAGON
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX DRAGON'S DEN
- CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN EXIT NEGOTIATIONS
- CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT THE BEAST EXPLODES
- CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE THE BRAIN-LINED PATH TO HOME
- CHAPTER THIRTY FEET MADE OF KITTENS