The Funny Bone Short Stories and Amusing Anecdotes for a Dull Hour
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The Funny Bone Short Stories and Amusing Anecdotes for a Dull Hour

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Table of Contents
  • CONTENTS
  • AXIOMS
  • Michael Maloney’s Serenade
  • A GOOD AFTER-DINNER SPEECH
  • WHAT THE STATUTE DID NOT SAY
  • A LINCOLN STORY
  • ANOTHER LINCOLN STORY
  • SHE DRIED UP
  • A TIMELY ANSWER
  • THAT TERRIBLE INFANT
  • ALMOST WON THE BET
  • THE USE OF RICHES
  • A PRAYER THAT WAS ANSWERED
  • GOD BLESS OUR HOME
  • AN INQUISITIVE BOY
  • PEPPER-SAUCE
  • ONE PLACE OR THE OTHER
  • “LOUDER!”
  • A COLLEGE TRICK
  • ANY PORT IN A STORM
  • A VERY GOOD INVESTMENT
  • THE POOR
  • TEMPERANCE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO
  • “THE —— YANKEES”
  • THE SNOLLIGOSTER
  • SHARPENING THEIR WITS
  • AN ILL-ASSORTED COUPLE
  • THE STRONGEST MAN
  • WHY THEY MARRIED
  • THE STUTTERERS
  • ALEXANDER
  • A FOOL ACCORDING TO HIS FOLLY
  • HE COULDN’T CATCH UP
  • A SUDDEN RISE
  • “OLD HOSS”
  • DISTURBING THE SOLEMNITY
  • TECHNIQUE
  • TACT—AND NO TACT
  • THE ECHO
  • “LOGIC IS LOGIC”
  • LIONIZED
  • LAUGHED IT OUT OF COURT
  • HOW TO CATCH A MULE
  • HOW THE YOUNG IDEA SHOOTS
  • NAMES FOR THE TWINS
  • EXTREMES MEET
  • A FIRE SCREEN
  • BRANDIED PEACHES
  • “MOUNTED?”
  • “DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS”
  • TWO POLITE AND SPUNKY BOYS
  • A CRANKY COUPLE
  • SO MANY BALD HEADS
  • WIND AND WATER
  • THE THREE ASSES
  • IN THE CLASS-ROOM
  • OLD MAN SNUCKLES
  • IN SEARCH OF A RESTAURANT
  • LITERATURE MADE EASY
  • SURE CURE FOR SNORING
  • TOO YOUNG
  • A POOR BUSINESS LOCATION
  • A TALE OF A SAUSAGE
  • PUNISHMENT MADE SURE
  • A BASHFUL BRIDEGROOM
  • A KICKIN’
  • HE WARNED HER
  • INCORRIGIBLE
  • A DUTCH CONUNDRUM
  • ROUGH ON THE DEACON
  • RABBITS ENOUGH
  • COLORED APOSTLES
  • NEAR THE END OF HIS JOURNEY
  • BOO!
  • A GREAT COUNTRY
  • FARM ACCIDENTS
  • A WONDERFUL CLIMATE
  • HE CUT IT SHORT
  • NOT GOOD LOOKING
  • A FLANK MOVEMENT
  • A LONELY PLACE
  • THE PRICE OF A DOG
  • WHY THE HAWKEYE MAN COULDN’T PAY
  • THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
  • KEEN CUTTERS
  • NAMING THE APOSTLES
  • THE REAR GUARD
  • THE TURKEY WAS TAME
  • BOOMERANG STORIES
  • A PROMISING BUSINESS BOY
  • HE DIDN’T GET IT IN THE NECK
  • A HARD WITNESS
  • IMPOSSIBLE—BUT FUNNY
  • RURAL JUSTICE
  • PURE SCOTCH
  • WHY HE WAS A DEMOCRAT
  • FINALLY THE WORM TURNED
  • NO WATER IN HIS
  • RAISING CAIN
  • A MEAN COMPANY
  • A SURE THING
  • THE LOGIC OF GRAMMAR
  • DELIRIOUS
  • Millinerymania
  • AN ECCENTRIC GREAT MAN
  • LEFT-HANDED COMPLIMENTS
  • A REST AND A CHANGE
  • THE SAME OLD KIND
  • A TOUGH GOOSE-YARN
  • FIRST CLASS
  • AN AWFUL LOT OF PRACTICE
  • “WHO’D ’A’ BIN ’ER?”
  • “IN THE WAY THEY SHOULD GO”
  • “NO THOROUGHFARE”
  • THE OTHER EYE
  • KEEPING A SECRET
  • A SHARP REPROOF
  • IT WOULDN’T WORK
  • ON THE POINT OF A NEEDLE
  • GETTING A WIFE
  • THE SANCTUM
  • ARTEMUS WARD AT THE THEATRE
  • SHE CAME TO HIS AID
  • A COSTLY DODGE
  • COULDN’T HELP CRYING
  • A KNIGHT ERRANT
  • THACKERAY AND THE OYSTER
  • A FAST TRAIN
  • A SLOW COACH
  • GO TO FATHER
  • INTERESTING EPITAPHS
  • SHE SPOILED THE POETRY
  • HIS PART IN THE PLAY
  • A CLERICAL CORKSCREW
  • THE CHIEF END OF MAN
  • AFTERNOON TEAS
  • UNANIMOUS ACTION
  • A DIFFERENCE WITHOUT A DISTINCTION
  • THE SHY BOARDER
  • A KNIGHTLY CONUNDRUM
  • A SHREWD SELECTION
  • A GOOD EAR
  • THE RIGHT-OF-WAY
  • THE DEACON BALKED
  • PROTECTING THE MINISTER
  • WALLA WALLA!
  • THE WICKED PARROT
  • DOING THE DONS
  • EXEUNT OMNES
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