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  • THE BOOK OF HUMOROUS VERSE
    • INTRODUCTION
    • ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
    • CONTENTS
    • THE BOOK OF HUMOROUS VERSE
    • I
    • BANTER
      • THE PLAYED-OUT HUMOURIST
      • THE PRACTICAL JOKER
      • TO PHŒBE
      • MALBROUCK
      • MARK TWAIN: A PIPE DREAM
      • FROM A FULL HEART
      • THE ULTIMATE JOY
      • OLD FASHIONED FUN
      • WHEN MOONLIKE ORE THE HAZURE SEAS
      • WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUNKIN
      • TWO MEN
      • A FAMILIAR LETTER TO SEVERAL CORRESPONDENTS
      • THE HEIGHT OF THE RIDICULOUS
      • SHAKE, MULLEARY AND GO-ETHE
      • A RONDELAY
      • WINTER DUSK
      • COMIC MISERIES
      • EARLY RISING
      • TO THE PLIOCENE SKULL
      • ODE TO WORK IN SPRINGTIME
      • OLD STUFF
      • TO MINERVA
      • THE LEGEND OF HEINZ VON STEIN
      • THE TRUTH ABOUT HORACE
      • PROPINQUITY NEEDED
      • IN THE CATACOMBS
      • OUR NATIVE BIRDS
      • THE PRAYER OF CYRUS BROWN
      • ERRING IN COMPANY
      • CUPID
      • IF WE DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT
      • TO MY EMPTY PURSE
      • THE BIRTH OF SAINT PATRICK
      • HER LITTLE FEET
      • SCHOOL
      • THE MILLENNIUM
        • TO R. K.
      • TO R. K.
      • "EXACTLY SO"
      • COMPANIONS
        • A TALE OF A GRANDFATHER
      • A TALE OF A GRANDFATHER
      • THE SCHOOLMASTER
        • ABROAD WITH HIS SON
      • ABROAD WITH HIS SON
      • A APPEAL FOR ARE TO THE SEXTANT OF THE OLD BRICK MEETINOUSE
      • CUPID'S DARTS
        • WHICH ARE A GROWING MENACE TO THE PUBLIC
      • WHICH ARE A GROWING MENACE TO THE PUBLIC
      • A PLEA FOR TRIGAMY
      • THE POPE
      • ALL AT SEA
        • THE VOYAGE OF A CERTAIN UNCERTAIN SAILORMAN
      • THE VOYAGE OF A CERTAIN UNCERTAIN SAILORMAN
      • BALLAD OF THE PRIMITIVE JEST
      • VILLANELLE OF THINGS AMUSING
      • HOW TO EAT WATERMELONS
      • A VAGUE STORY
      • HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW
      • ON A DEAF HOUSEKEEPER
      • HOMŒOPATHIC SOUP
      • SOME LITTLE BUG
      • ON THE DOWNTOWN SIDE OF AN UPTOWN STREET
      • WRITTEN AFTER SWIMMING FROM SESTOS TO ABYDOS
      • THE FISHERMAN'S CHANT
      • REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE
        • NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY OF THE BOOKS
      • NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY OF THE BOOKS
      • PREHISTORIC SMITH
        • QUATERNARY EPOCH—POST-PLIOCENE PERIOD
      • QUATERNARY EPOCH—POST-PLIOCENE PERIOD
      • SONG
        • OF ONE ELEVEN YEARS IN PRISON
      • OF ONE ELEVEN YEARS IN PRISON
      • LYING
      • STRICTLY GERM-PROOF
      • THE LAY OF THE LOVER'S FRIEND
      • MAN'S PLACE IN NATURE
        • DEDICATED TO DARWIN AND HUXLEY
      • DEDICATED TO DARWIN AND HUXLEY
      • THE NEW VERSION
      • AMAZING FACTS ABOUT FOOD
      • TRANSCENDENTALISM
      • A "CAUDAL" LECTURE
      • SALAD
      • NEMESIS
      • "MONA LISA"
      • THE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZ
      • RURAL BLISS
      • AN OLD BACHELOR
      • SONG
      • THE QUEST OF THE PURPLE COW
      • ST. PATRICK OF IRELAND, MY DEAR!
      • THE IRISH SCHOOLMASTER
      • REFLECTIONS ON CLEOPATHERA'S NEEDLE
      • THE ORIGIN OF IRELAND
      • AS TO THE WEATHER
      • THE TWINS
    • THE PLAYED-OUT HUMOURIST
    • THE PRACTICAL JOKER
    • TO PHŒBE
    • MALBROUCK
    • MARK TWAIN: A PIPE DREAM
    • FROM A FULL HEART
    • THE ULTIMATE JOY
    • OLD FASHIONED FUN
    • WHEN MOONLIKE ORE THE HAZURE SEAS
    • WHEN THE FROST IS ON THE PUNKIN
    • TWO MEN
    • A FAMILIAR LETTER TO SEVERAL CORRESPONDENTS
    • THE HEIGHT OF THE RIDICULOUS
    • SHAKE, MULLEARY AND GO-ETHE
    • A RONDELAY
    • WINTER DUSK
    • COMIC MISERIES
    • EARLY RISING
    • TO THE PLIOCENE SKULL
    • ODE TO WORK IN SPRINGTIME
    • OLD STUFF
    • TO MINERVA
    • THE LEGEND OF HEINZ VON STEIN
    • THE TRUTH ABOUT HORACE
    • PROPINQUITY NEEDED
    • IN THE CATACOMBS
    • OUR NATIVE BIRDS
    • THE PRAYER OF CYRUS BROWN
    • ERRING IN COMPANY
    • CUPID
    • IF WE DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT
    • TO MY EMPTY PURSE
    • THE BIRTH OF SAINT PATRICK
    • HER LITTLE FEET
    • SCHOOL
    • THE MILLENNIUM
      • TO R. K.
    • TO R. K.
    • "EXACTLY SO"
    • COMPANIONS
      • A TALE OF A GRANDFATHER
    • A TALE OF A GRANDFATHER
    • THE SCHOOLMASTER
      • ABROAD WITH HIS SON
    • ABROAD WITH HIS SON
    • A APPEAL FOR ARE TO THE SEXTANT OF THE OLD BRICK MEETINOUSE
    • CUPID'S DARTS
      • WHICH ARE A GROWING MENACE TO THE PUBLIC
    • WHICH ARE A GROWING MENACE TO THE PUBLIC
    • A PLEA FOR TRIGAMY
    • THE POPE
    • ALL AT SEA
      • THE VOYAGE OF A CERTAIN UNCERTAIN SAILORMAN
    • THE VOYAGE OF A CERTAIN UNCERTAIN SAILORMAN
    • BALLAD OF THE PRIMITIVE JEST
    • VILLANELLE OF THINGS AMUSING
    • HOW TO EAT WATERMELONS
    • A VAGUE STORY
    • HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW
    • ON A DEAF HOUSEKEEPER
    • HOMŒOPATHIC SOUP
    • SOME LITTLE BUG
    • ON THE DOWNTOWN SIDE OF AN UPTOWN STREET
    • WRITTEN AFTER SWIMMING FROM SESTOS TO ABYDOS
    • THE FISHERMAN'S CHANT
    • REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE
      • NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY OF THE BOOKS
    • NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY OF THE BOOKS
    • PREHISTORIC SMITH
      • QUATERNARY EPOCH—POST-PLIOCENE PERIOD
    • QUATERNARY EPOCH—POST-PLIOCENE PERIOD
    • SONG
      • OF ONE ELEVEN YEARS IN PRISON
    • OF ONE ELEVEN YEARS IN PRISON
    • LYING
    • STRICTLY GERM-PROOF
    • THE LAY OF THE LOVER'S FRIEND
    • MAN'S PLACE IN NATURE
      • DEDICATED TO DARWIN AND HUXLEY
    • DEDICATED TO DARWIN AND HUXLEY
    • THE NEW VERSION
    • AMAZING FACTS ABOUT FOOD
    • TRANSCENDENTALISM
    • A "CAUDAL" LECTURE
    • SALAD
    • NEMESIS
    • "MONA LISA"
    • THE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZ
    • RURAL BLISS
    • AN OLD BACHELOR
    • SONG
    • THE QUEST OF THE PURPLE COW
    • ST. PATRICK OF IRELAND, MY DEAR!
    • THE IRISH SCHOOLMASTER
    • REFLECTIONS ON CLEOPATHERA'S NEEDLE
    • THE ORIGIN OF IRELAND
    • AS TO THE WEATHER
    • THE TWINS
    • II
    • THE ETERNAL FEMININE
      • HE AND SHE
      • THE KISS
      • THE COURTIN'
      • HIRAM HOVER
        • A BALLAD OF NEW ENGLAND LIFE
      • A BALLAD OF NEW ENGLAND LIFE
      • BLOW ME EYES!
      • FIRST LOVE
      • WHAT IS A WOMAN LIKE?
      • MIS' SMITH
      • TRIOLET
      • BESSIE BROWN, M.D.
      • A SKETCH FROM THE LIFE
      • MINGUILLO'S KISS
      • A KISS IN THE RAIN
      • THE LOVE-KNOT
      • OVER THE WAY
      • CHORUS OF WOMEN
        • FROM THE "THESMOPHORIAZUSÆ."
      • FROM THE "THESMOPHORIAZUSÆ."
      • THE WIDOW MALONE
      • THE SMACK IN SCHOOL
      • 'SPÄCIALLY JIM
      • KITTY OF COLERAINE
      • WHY DON'T THE MEN PROPOSE?
      • A PIN
      • THE WHISTLER
      • THE CLOUD
        • AN IDYLL OF THE WESTERN FRONT
      • AN IDYLL OF THE WESTERN FRONT
      • CONSTANCY
      • AIN'T IT AWFUL, MABEL?
      • WING TEE WEE
      • PHYLLIS LEE
      • THE SORROWS OF WERTHER
      • THE UNATTAINABLE
      • RORY O'MORE; OR, GOOD OMENS
      • A DIALOGUE FROM PLATO
      • DORA VERSUS ROSE
      • TU QUOQUE
        • AN IDYLL IN THE CONSERVATORY
      • AN IDYLL IN THE CONSERVATORY
      • NOTHING TO WEAR
      • MY MISTRESS'S BOOTS
      • MRS. SMITH
      • A TERRIBLE INFANT
      • SUSAN
        • A KIND PROVIDENCE
      • A KIND PROVIDENCE
      • "I DIDN'T LIKE HIM"
      • MY ANGELINE
      • NORA'S VOW
      • HUSBAND AND HEATHEN
      • THE LOST PLEIAD
      • THE NEW CHURCH ORGAN
      • LARRIE O'DEE
      • NO FAULT IN WOMEN
      • A COSMOPOLITAN WOMAN
      • COURTING IN KENTUCKY
      • ANY ONE WILL DO
      • A BIRD IN THE HAND
      • THE BELLE OF THE BALL
      • THE RETORT
      • BEHAVE YOURSEL' BEFORE FOLK
      • THE CHRONICLE: A BALLAD
      • BUXOM JOAN
      • OH, MY GERALDINE
      • THE PARTERRE
      • HOW TO ASK AND HAVE
      • SALLY IN OUR ALLEY
      • FALSE LOVE AND TRUE LOGIC
      • PET'S PUNISHMENT
      • AD CHLOEN, M.A.
        • FRESH FROM HER CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATION
      • FRESH FROM HER CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATION
      • CHLOE, M.A.
        • AD AMANTEM SUAM
      • AD AMANTEM SUAM
      • THE FAIR MILLINGER
      • TWO FISHERS
      • MAUD
      • ARE WOMEN FAIR?
      • THE PLAIDIE
      • FEMININE ARITHMETIC
      • LORD GUY
      • SARY "FIXES UP" THINGS
      • THE CONSTANT CANNIBAL MAIDEN
      • WIDOW BEDOTT TO ELDER SNIFFLES
      • UNDER THE MISTLETOE
      • THE BROKEN PITCHER
      • GIFTS RETURNED
    • HE AND SHE
    • THE KISS
    • THE COURTIN'
    • HIRAM HOVER
      • A BALLAD OF NEW ENGLAND LIFE
    • A BALLAD OF NEW ENGLAND LIFE
    • BLOW ME EYES!
    • FIRST LOVE
    • WHAT IS A WOMAN LIKE?
    • MIS' SMITH
    • TRIOLET
    • BESSIE BROWN, M.D.
    • A SKETCH FROM THE LIFE
    • MINGUILLO'S KISS
    • A KISS IN THE RAIN
    • THE LOVE-KNOT
    • OVER THE WAY
    • CHORUS OF WOMEN
      • FROM THE "THESMOPHORIAZUSÆ."
    • FROM THE "THESMOPHORIAZUSÆ."
    • THE WIDOW MALONE
    • THE SMACK IN SCHOOL
    • 'SPÄCIALLY JIM
    • KITTY OF COLERAINE
    • WHY DON'T THE MEN PROPOSE?
    • A PIN
    • THE WHISTLER
    • THE CLOUD
      • AN IDYLL OF THE WESTERN FRONT
    • AN IDYLL OF THE WESTERN FRONT
    • CONSTANCY
    • AIN'T IT AWFUL, MABEL?
    • WING TEE WEE
    • PHYLLIS LEE
    • THE SORROWS OF WERTHER
    • THE UNATTAINABLE
    • RORY O'MORE; OR, GOOD OMENS
    • A DIALOGUE FROM PLATO
    • DORA VERSUS ROSE
    • TU QUOQUE
      • AN IDYLL IN THE CONSERVATORY
    • AN IDYLL IN THE CONSERVATORY
    • NOTHING TO WEAR
    • MY MISTRESS'S BOOTS
    • MRS. SMITH
    • A TERRIBLE INFANT
    • SUSAN
      • A KIND PROVIDENCE
    • A KIND PROVIDENCE
    • "I DIDN'T LIKE HIM"
    • MY ANGELINE
    • NORA'S VOW
    • HUSBAND AND HEATHEN
    • THE LOST PLEIAD
    • THE NEW CHURCH ORGAN
    • LARRIE O'DEE
    • NO FAULT IN WOMEN
    • A COSMOPOLITAN WOMAN
    • COURTING IN KENTUCKY
    • ANY ONE WILL DO
    • A BIRD IN THE HAND
    • THE BELLE OF THE BALL
    • THE RETORT
    • BEHAVE YOURSEL' BEFORE FOLK
    • THE CHRONICLE: A BALLAD
    • BUXOM JOAN
    • OH, MY GERALDINE
    • THE PARTERRE
    • HOW TO ASK AND HAVE
    • SALLY IN OUR ALLEY
    • FALSE LOVE AND TRUE LOGIC
    • PET'S PUNISHMENT
    • AD CHLOEN, M.A.
      • FRESH FROM HER CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATION
    • FRESH FROM HER CAMBRIDGE EXAMINATION
    • CHLOE, M.A.
      • AD AMANTEM SUAM
    • AD AMANTEM SUAM
    • THE FAIR MILLINGER
    • TWO FISHERS
    • MAUD
    • ARE WOMEN FAIR?
    • THE PLAIDIE
    • FEMININE ARITHMETIC
    • LORD GUY
    • SARY "FIXES UP" THINGS
    • THE CONSTANT CANNIBAL MAIDEN
    • WIDOW BEDOTT TO ELDER SNIFFLES
    • UNDER THE MISTLETOE
    • THE BROKEN PITCHER
    • GIFTS RETURNED
    • III
    • LOVE AND COURTSHIP
      • NOUREDDIN, THE SON OF THE SHAH
      • THE USUAL WAY
      • THE WAY TO ARCADY
      • MY LOVE AND MY HEART
      • QUITE BY CHANCE
      • THE NUN
        • SUGGESTED BY PART OF THE ITALIAN SONG, BEGINNING "SE MONECA TI FAI."
      • SUGGESTED BY PART OF THE ITALIAN SONG, BEGINNING "SE MONECA TI FAI."
      • THE CHEMIST TO HIS LOVE
      • CATEGORICAL COURTSHIP
      • LANTY LEARY
      • THE SECRET COMBINATION
      • FORTY YEARS AFTER
      • CUPID
      • PARING-TIME ANTICIPATED
      • WHY
      • THE SABINE FARMER'S SERENADE
      • I HAE LAID A HERRING IN SAUT
      • THE CLOWN'S COURTSHIP
      • OUT UPON IT
      • LOVE IS LIKE A DIZZINESS
      • THE KITCHEN CLOCK
      • LADY MINE
      • BALLADE OF THE GOLFER IN LOVE
      • BALLADE OF FORGOTTEN LOVES
    • NOUREDDIN, THE SON OF THE SHAH
    • THE USUAL WAY
    • THE WAY TO ARCADY
    • MY LOVE AND MY HEART
    • QUITE BY CHANCE
    • THE NUN
      • SUGGESTED BY PART OF THE ITALIAN SONG, BEGINNING "SE MONECA TI FAI."
    • SUGGESTED BY PART OF THE ITALIAN SONG, BEGINNING "SE MONECA TI FAI."
    • THE CHEMIST TO HIS LOVE
    • CATEGORICAL COURTSHIP
    • LANTY LEARY
    • THE SECRET COMBINATION
    • FORTY YEARS AFTER
    • CUPID
    • PARING-TIME ANTICIPATED
    • WHY
    • THE SABINE FARMER'S SERENADE
    • I HAE LAID A HERRING IN SAUT
    • THE CLOWN'S COURTSHIP
    • OUT UPON IT
    • LOVE IS LIKE A DIZZINESS
    • THE KITCHEN CLOCK
    • LADY MINE
    • BALLADE OF THE GOLFER IN LOVE
    • BALLADE OF FORGOTTEN LOVES
    • IV
    • SATIRE
      • A BALLADE OF SUICIDE
      • FINNIGIN TO FLANNIGAN
      • STUDY OF AN ELEVATION, IN INDIAN INK
      • THE V-A-S-E
      • MINIVER CHEEVY
      • THE RECRUIT
      • OFFICER BRADY
        • THE MODERN RECRUIT
      • THE MODERN RECRUIT
      • POST-IMPRESSIONISM
      • TO THE PORTRAIT OF "A GENTLEMAN,"
        • IN THE ATHENÆUM GALLERY
      • IN THE ATHENÆUM GALLERY
      • CACOËTHES SCRIBENDI
      • CONTENTMENT
        • "MAN WANTS BUT LITTLE HERE BELOW"
      • "MAN WANTS BUT LITTLE HERE BELOW"
      • A BOSTON LULLABY
      • A GRAIN OF SALT
      • SONG
      • A PHILOSOPHER
      • THE MEETING OF THE CLABBERHUSES
      • THE IDEAL HUSBAND TO HIS WIFE
      • DISTICHS
      • THE HEN-ROOST MAN
      • IF THEY MEANT ALL THEY SAID
      • THE MAN
      • A THOUGHT
      • THE MUSICAL ASS
      • THE KNIFE-GRINDER
      • ST. ANTHONY'S SERMON TO THE FISHES
      • THE BATTLE OF BLENHEIM
      • THE THREE BLACK CROWS
      • TO THE TERRESTRIAL GLOBE
      • ETIQUETTE
      • A MODEST WIT
      • THE LATEST DECALOGUE
      • A SIMILE
        • A DOMESTIC IDYLL
      • A DOMESTIC IDYLL
      • ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
      • THE CONTRAST
      • THE DEVONSHIRE LANE
      • A SPLENDID FELLOW
      • IF
      • ACCEPTED AND WILL APPEAR
      • THE LITTLE VAGABOND
      • SYMPATHY
      • THE RELIGION OF HUDIBRAS
      • HOLY WILLIE'S PRAYER
      • THE LEARNED NEGRO
      • TRUE TO POLL
      • TRUST IN WOMEN
      • THE LITERARY LADY
      • TWELVE ARTICLES
      • ALL-SAINTS
      • HOW TO MAKE A MAN OF CONSEQUENCE
      • ON A MAGAZINE SONNET
      • PARADISE
        • A HINDOO LEGEND
      • A HINDOO LEGEND
      • THE FRIAR OF ORDERS GRAY
      • OF A CERTAIN MAN
      • CLEAN CLARA
      • CHRISTMAS CHIMES
      • THE RULING PASSION
        • From "Moral Essays," Epistle I
      • From "Moral Essays," Epistle I
      • THE POPE AND THE NET
      • AN ACTOR
      • THE LOST SPECTACLES
      • THAT TEXAN CATTLE MAN
      • FABLE
      • HOCH! DER KAISER
      • WHAT MR. ROBINSON THINKS
      • THE CANDIDATE'S CREED
        • BIGLOW PAPERS
      • BIGLOW PAPERS
      • THE RAZOR SELLER
      • THE DEVIL'S WALK ON EARTH
      • FATHER MOLLOY
        • OR, THE CONFESSION
      • OR, THE CONFESSION
      • THE OWL-CRITIC
      • WHAT WILL WE DO?
      • LIFE IN LACONICS
      • ON KNOWING WHEN TO STOP
      • REV. GABE TUCKER'S REMARKS
      • THURSDAY
      • SKY-MAKING
        • TO PROFESSOR TYNDALL
      • TO PROFESSOR TYNDALL
      • THE POSITIVISTS
      • MARTIAL IN LONDON
      • THE SPLENDID SHILLING
      • AFTER HORACE
      • OF A PRECISE TAILOR
      • MONEY
      • BOSTON NURSERY RHYMES
      • KENTUCKY PHILOSOPHY
      • JOHN GRUMLIE
      • A SONG OF IMPOSSIBILITIES
      • SONG
      • THE OUBIT
      • DOUBLE BALLADE OF PRIMITIVE MAN
      • PHILLIS'S AGE
    • A BALLADE OF SUICIDE
    • FINNIGIN TO FLANNIGAN
    • STUDY OF AN ELEVATION, IN INDIAN INK
    • THE V-A-S-E
    • MINIVER CHEEVY
    • THE RECRUIT
    • OFFICER BRADY
      • THE MODERN RECRUIT
    • THE MODERN RECRUIT
    • POST-IMPRESSIONISM
    • TO THE PORTRAIT OF "A GENTLEMAN,"
      • IN THE ATHENÆUM GALLERY
    • IN THE ATHENÆUM GALLERY
    • CACOËTHES SCRIBENDI
    • CONTENTMENT
      • "MAN WANTS BUT LITTLE HERE BELOW"
    • "MAN WANTS BUT LITTLE HERE BELOW"
    • A BOSTON LULLABY
    • A GRAIN OF SALT
    • SONG
    • A PHILOSOPHER
    • THE MEETING OF THE CLABBERHUSES
    • THE IDEAL HUSBAND TO HIS WIFE
    • DISTICHS
    • THE HEN-ROOST MAN
    • IF THEY MEANT ALL THEY SAID
    • THE MAN
    • A THOUGHT
    • THE MUSICAL ASS
    • THE KNIFE-GRINDER
    • ST. ANTHONY'S SERMON TO THE FISHES
    • THE BATTLE OF BLENHEIM
    • THE THREE BLACK CROWS
    • TO THE TERRESTRIAL GLOBE
    • ETIQUETTE
    • A MODEST WIT
    • THE LATEST DECALOGUE
    • A SIMILE
      • A DOMESTIC IDYLL
    • A DOMESTIC IDYLL
    • ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
    • THE CONTRAST
    • THE DEVONSHIRE LANE
    • A SPLENDID FELLOW
    • IF
    • ACCEPTED AND WILL APPEAR
    • THE LITTLE VAGABOND
    • SYMPATHY
    • THE RELIGION OF HUDIBRAS
    • HOLY WILLIE'S PRAYER
    • THE LEARNED NEGRO
    • TRUE TO POLL
    • TRUST IN WOMEN
    • THE LITERARY LADY
    • TWELVE ARTICLES
    • ALL-SAINTS
    • HOW TO MAKE A MAN OF CONSEQUENCE
    • ON A MAGAZINE SONNET
    • PARADISE
      • A HINDOO LEGEND
    • A HINDOO LEGEND
    • THE FRIAR OF ORDERS GRAY
    • OF A CERTAIN MAN
    • CLEAN CLARA
    • CHRISTMAS CHIMES
    • THE RULING PASSION
      • From "Moral Essays," Epistle I
    • From "Moral Essays," Epistle I
    • THE POPE AND THE NET
    • AN ACTOR
    • THE LOST SPECTACLES
    • THAT TEXAN CATTLE MAN
    • FABLE
    • HOCH! DER KAISER
    • WHAT MR. ROBINSON THINKS
    • THE CANDIDATE'S CREED
      • BIGLOW PAPERS
    • BIGLOW PAPERS
    • THE RAZOR SELLER
    • THE DEVIL'S WALK ON EARTH
    • FATHER MOLLOY
      • OR, THE CONFESSION
    • OR, THE CONFESSION
    • THE OWL-CRITIC
    • WHAT WILL WE DO?
    • LIFE IN LACONICS
    • ON KNOWING WHEN TO STOP
    • REV. GABE TUCKER'S REMARKS
    • THURSDAY
    • SKY-MAKING
      • TO PROFESSOR TYNDALL
    • TO PROFESSOR TYNDALL
    • THE POSITIVISTS
    • MARTIAL IN LONDON
    • THE SPLENDID SHILLING
    • AFTER HORACE
    • OF A PRECISE TAILOR
    • MONEY
    • BOSTON NURSERY RHYMES
    • KENTUCKY PHILOSOPHY
    • JOHN GRUMLIE
    • A SONG OF IMPOSSIBILITIES
    • SONG
    • THE OUBIT
    • DOUBLE BALLADE OF PRIMITIVE MAN
    • PHILLIS'S AGE
    • V
    • CYNICISM
      • GOOD AND BAD LUCK
      • BANGKOLIDYE
      • PENSÉES DE NOËL
      • A BALLADE OF AN ANTI-PURITAN
      • PESSIMISM
      • CYNICAL ODE TO AN ULTRA-CYNICAL PUBLIC
      • YOUTH AND ART
      • THE BACHELOR'S DREAM
      • ALL THINGS EXCEPT MYSELF I KNOW
      • THE JOYS OF MARRIAGE
      • THE THIRD PROPOSITION
      • THE BALLAD OF CASSANDRA BROWN
      • WHAT'S IN A NAME?
      • TOO LATE
      • THE ANNUITY
      • K. K.—CAN'T CALCULATE
      • NORTHERN FARMER
        • NEW STYLE
      • NEW STYLE
      • FIN DE SIÉCLE
      • THEN AG'IN
      • THE PESSIMIST
      • WITHOUT AND WITHIN
      • SAME OLD STORY
    • GOOD AND BAD LUCK
    • BANGKOLIDYE
    • PENSÉES DE NOËL
    • A BALLADE OF AN ANTI-PURITAN
    • PESSIMISM
    • CYNICAL ODE TO AN ULTRA-CYNICAL PUBLIC
    • YOUTH AND ART
    • THE BACHELOR'S DREAM
    • ALL THINGS EXCEPT MYSELF I KNOW
    • THE JOYS OF MARRIAGE
    • THE THIRD PROPOSITION
    • THE BALLAD OF CASSANDRA BROWN
    • WHAT'S IN A NAME?
    • TOO LATE
    • THE ANNUITY
    • K. K.—CAN'T CALCULATE
    • NORTHERN FARMER
      • NEW STYLE
    • NEW STYLE
    • FIN DE SIÉCLE
    • THEN AG'IN
    • THE PESSIMIST
    • WITHOUT AND WITHIN
    • SAME OLD STORY
    • VI
    • EPIGRAMS
      • WOMAN'S WILL
      • CYNICUS TO W. SHAKESPEARE
      • SENEX TO MATT. PRIOR
      • TO A BLOCKHEAD
      • THE FOOL AND THE POET
      • A RHYMESTER
      • GILES'S HOPE
      • COLOGNE
      • AN ETERNAL POEM
      • ON A BAD SINGER
      • JOB
      • REASONS FOR DRINKING
      • SMATTERERS
      • HYPOCRISY
      • TO DOCTOR EMPIRIC
      • A REMEDY WORSE THAN THE DISEASE
      • A WIFE
      • THE HONEY-MOON
      • DIDO
        • IMPROMPTU EPIGRAM ON THE LATIN GERUNDS
      • IMPROMPTU EPIGRAM ON THE LATIN GERUNDS
      • AN EPITAPH
      • ON TAKING A WIFE
      • UPON BEING OBLIGED TO LEAVE A PLEASANT PARTY FROM THE WANT OF A PAIR OF BREECHES TO DRESS FOR DINNER IN
      • SOME LADIES
      • ON A SENSE OF HUMOUR
      • ON HEARING A LADY PRAISE A CERTAIN REV. DOCTOR'S EYES
      • EPITAPH INTENDED FOR HIS WIFE
      • TO A CAPRICIOUS FRIEND
        • IMITATED FROM MARTIAL
      • IMITATED FROM MARTIAL
      • WHICH IS WHICH
      • ON A FULL-LENGTH PORTRAIT OF BEAU MARSH PLACED BETWEEN THE BUSTS OF NEWTON AND POPE
      • ON SCOTLAND
      • MENDAX
      • TO A SLOW WALKER AND QUICK EATER
      • WHAT'S MY THOUGHT LIKE?
      • OF ALL THE MEN
      • ON BUTLER'S MONUMENT
      • A CONJUGAL CONUNDRUM
    • WOMAN'S WILL
    • CYNICUS TO W. SHAKESPEARE
    • SENEX TO MATT. PRIOR
    • TO A BLOCKHEAD
    • THE FOOL AND THE POET
    • A RHYMESTER
    • GILES'S HOPE
    • COLOGNE
    • AN ETERNAL POEM
    • ON A BAD SINGER
    • JOB
    • REASONS FOR DRINKING
    • SMATTERERS
    • HYPOCRISY
    • TO DOCTOR EMPIRIC
    • A REMEDY WORSE THAN THE DISEASE
    • A WIFE
    • THE HONEY-MOON
    • DIDO
      • IMPROMPTU EPIGRAM ON THE LATIN GERUNDS
    • IMPROMPTU EPIGRAM ON THE LATIN GERUNDS
    • AN EPITAPH
    • ON TAKING A WIFE
    • UPON BEING OBLIGED TO LEAVE A PLEASANT PARTY FROM THE WANT OF A PAIR OF BREECHES TO DRESS FOR DINNER IN
    • SOME LADIES
    • ON A SENSE OF HUMOUR
    • ON HEARING A LADY PRAISE A CERTAIN REV. DOCTOR'S EYES
    • EPITAPH INTENDED FOR HIS WIFE
    • TO A CAPRICIOUS FRIEND
      • IMITATED FROM MARTIAL
    • IMITATED FROM MARTIAL
    • WHICH IS WHICH
    • ON A FULL-LENGTH PORTRAIT OF BEAU MARSH PLACED BETWEEN THE BUSTS OF NEWTON AND POPE
    • ON SCOTLAND
    • MENDAX
    • TO A SLOW WALKER AND QUICK EATER
    • WHAT'S MY THOUGHT LIKE?
    • OF ALL THE MEN
    • ON BUTLER'S MONUMENT
    • A CONJUGAL CONUNDRUM
    • VII
    • BURLESQUE
      • LOVERS AND A REFLECTION
      • OUR HYMN
      • "SOLDIER, REST!"
      • IMITATION
      • THE MIGHTY MUST
      • MIDSUMMER MADNESS
        • A SOLILOQUY
      • A SOLILOQUY
      • MAVRONE
        • ONE OF THOSE SAD IRISH POEMS, WITH NOTES
      • ONE OF THOSE SAD IRISH POEMS, WITH NOTES
      • LILIES
      • FOR I AM SAD
      • A LITTLE SWIRL OF VERS LIBRE
        • NOT COVERED, STRANGE TO SAY, BY THE PENAL CODE
      • NOT COVERED, STRANGE TO SAY, BY THE PENAL CODE
      • YOUNG LOCHINVAR
        • THE TRUE STORY IN BLANK VERSE
      • THE TRUE STORY IN BLANK VERSE
      • IMAGISTE LOVE LINES
      • BYGONES
      • JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND
        • AN UNPUBLISHED POEM BY BURNS
      • AN UNPUBLISHED POEM BY BURNS
      • LAMENT OF THE SCOTCH-IRISH EXILE
      • A SONG OF SORROW
        • A LULLABYLET FOR A MAGAZINELET
      • A LULLABYLET FOR A MAGAZINELET
      • THE REJECTED "NATIONAL HYMNS"
      • THE EDITOR'S WOOING
      • THE BABY'S DÉBUT[1]
        • A BURLESQUE IMITATION OF WORDSWORTH—REJECTED ADDRESSES
      • A BURLESQUE IMITATION OF WORDSWORTH—REJECTED ADDRESSES
      • THE CANTELOPE
      • POPULAR BALLAD: "NEVER FORGET YOUR PARENTS"
      • HOW A GIRL WAS TOO RECKLESS OF GRAMMAR
      • BEHOLD THE DEEDS!
        • CHANT ROYAL
      • CHANT ROYAL
      • VILLON'S STRAIGHT TIP TO ALL CROSS COVES
      • CULTURE IN THE SLUMS
      • THE LAWYER'S INVOCATION TO SPRING
      • NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, AND WEST
        • AFTER R. K.
      • AFTER R. K.
      • MARTIN LUTHER AT POTSDAM
      • AN IDYLL OF PHATTE AND LEENE
      • THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT
      • PALABRAS GRANDIOSAS
        • AFTER T—— B—— A——
      • AFTER T—— B—— A——
      • A LOVE PLAYNT—1370
      • DARWINITY
      • SELECT PASSAGES FROM A COMING PORT
      • THE ROMAUNT OF HUMPTY DUMPTY
      • THE WEDDING
      • IN MEMORIAM TECHNICAM
      • "SONGS WITHOUT WORDS"
      • AT THE SIGN OF THE COCK
        • FRENCH STYLE, 1898
      • FRENCH STYLE, 1898
      • PRESTO FURIOSO
        • AFTER WALT WHITMAN
      • AFTER WALT WHITMAN
      • TO JULIA IN SHOOTING TOGS AND A HERRICKOSE VEIN
      • FAREWELL
        • PROVOKED BY CALVERLEY'S "FOREVER"
      • PROVOKED BY CALVERLEY'S "FOREVER"
      • HERE IS THE TALE
        • AFTER RUDYARD KIPLING
      • AFTER RUDYARD KIPLING
      • THE WILLOWS
      • A BALLAD
        • IN THE MANNER OF R-DY-RD K-PL-NG
      • IN THE MANNER OF R-DY-RD K-PL-NG
      • THE TRANSLATED WAY
      • COMMONPLACES
      • ANGELO ORDERS HIS DINNER
      • THE PROMISSORY NOTE
      • CAMERADOS
      • THE LAST RIDE TOGETHER
        • FROM HER POINT OF VIEW
      • FROM HER POINT OF VIEW
      • IMITATION OF WALT WHITMAN
      • SALAD
      • IF
      • THE JABBERWOCKY OF AUTHORS
      • THE TOWN OF NICE
        • MAY, 1874
      • MAY, 1874
      • THE WILLOW-TREE
        • ANOTHER VERSION
      • ANOTHER VERSION
      • A BALLADE OF BALLADE-MONGERS
        • AFTER THE MANNER OF MASTER FRANÇOIS VILLON OF PARIS
      • AFTER THE MANNER OF MASTER FRANÇOIS VILLON OF PARIS
    • LOVERS AND A REFLECTION
    • OUR HYMN
    • "SOLDIER, REST!"
    • IMITATION
    • THE MIGHTY MUST
    • MIDSUMMER MADNESS
      • A SOLILOQUY
    • A SOLILOQUY
    • MAVRONE
      • ONE OF THOSE SAD IRISH POEMS, WITH NOTES
    • ONE OF THOSE SAD IRISH POEMS, WITH NOTES
    • LILIES
    • FOR I AM SAD
    • A LITTLE SWIRL OF VERS LIBRE
      • NOT COVERED, STRANGE TO SAY, BY THE PENAL CODE
    • NOT COVERED, STRANGE TO SAY, BY THE PENAL CODE
    • YOUNG LOCHINVAR
      • THE TRUE STORY IN BLANK VERSE
    • THE TRUE STORY IN BLANK VERSE
    • IMAGISTE LOVE LINES
    • BYGONES
    • JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND
      • AN UNPUBLISHED POEM BY BURNS
    • AN UNPUBLISHED POEM BY BURNS
    • LAMENT OF THE SCOTCH-IRISH EXILE
    • A SONG OF SORROW
      • A LULLABYLET FOR A MAGAZINELET
    • A LULLABYLET FOR A MAGAZINELET
    • THE REJECTED "NATIONAL HYMNS"
    • THE EDITOR'S WOOING
    • THE BABY'S DÉBUT[1]
      • A BURLESQUE IMITATION OF WORDSWORTH—REJECTED ADDRESSES
    • A BURLESQUE IMITATION OF WORDSWORTH—REJECTED ADDRESSES
    • THE CANTELOPE
    • POPULAR BALLAD: "NEVER FORGET YOUR PARENTS"
    • HOW A GIRL WAS TOO RECKLESS OF GRAMMAR
    • BEHOLD THE DEEDS!
      • CHANT ROYAL
    • CHANT ROYAL
    • VILLON'S STRAIGHT TIP TO ALL CROSS COVES
    • CULTURE IN THE SLUMS
    • THE LAWYER'S INVOCATION TO SPRING
    • NORTH, EAST, SOUTH, AND WEST
      • AFTER R. K.
    • AFTER R. K.
    • MARTIN LUTHER AT POTSDAM
    • AN IDYLL OF PHATTE AND LEENE
    • THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT
    • PALABRAS GRANDIOSAS
      • AFTER T—— B—— A——
    • AFTER T—— B—— A——
    • A LOVE PLAYNT—1370
    • DARWINITY
    • SELECT PASSAGES FROM A COMING PORT
    • THE ROMAUNT OF HUMPTY DUMPTY
    • THE WEDDING
    • IN MEMORIAM TECHNICAM
    • "SONGS WITHOUT WORDS"
    • AT THE SIGN OF THE COCK
      • FRENCH STYLE, 1898
    • FRENCH STYLE, 1898
    • PRESTO FURIOSO
      • AFTER WALT WHITMAN
    • AFTER WALT WHITMAN
    • TO JULIA IN SHOOTING TOGS AND A HERRICKOSE VEIN
    • FAREWELL
      • PROVOKED BY CALVERLEY'S "FOREVER"
    • PROVOKED BY CALVERLEY'S "FOREVER"
    • HERE IS THE TALE
      • AFTER RUDYARD KIPLING
    • AFTER RUDYARD KIPLING
    • THE WILLOWS
    • A BALLAD
      • IN THE MANNER OF R-DY-RD K-PL-NG
    • IN THE MANNER OF R-DY-RD K-PL-NG
    • THE TRANSLATED WAY
    • COMMONPLACES
    • ANGELO ORDERS HIS DINNER
    • THE PROMISSORY NOTE
    • CAMERADOS
    • THE LAST RIDE TOGETHER
      • FROM HER POINT OF VIEW
    • FROM HER POINT OF VIEW
    • IMITATION OF WALT WHITMAN
    • SALAD
    • IF
    • THE JABBERWOCKY OF AUTHORS
    • THE TOWN OF NICE
      • MAY, 1874
    • MAY, 1874
    • THE WILLOW-TREE
      • ANOTHER VERSION
    • ANOTHER VERSION
    • A BALLADE OF BALLADE-MONGERS
      • AFTER THE MANNER OF MASTER FRANÇOIS VILLON OF PARIS
    • AFTER THE MANNER OF MASTER FRANÇOIS VILLON OF PARIS
    • VIII
    • BATHOS
      • THE CONFESSION
      • IF YOU HAVE SEEN
      • CIRCUMSTANCE
        • THE ORANGE
      • THE ORANGE
      • ELEGY
      • OUR TRAVELLER
      • OPTIMISM
      • THE DECLARATION
      • HE CAME TO PAY
      • THE FORLORN ONE
      • RURAL RAPTURES
      • A FRAGMENT
      • THE BITER BIT
      • COMFORT IN AFFLICTION
      • THE HUSBAND'S PETITION
      • LINES WRITTEN AFTER A BATTLE
      • LINES
        • ADDRESSED TO ** **** ***** ON THE 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, WHEN WE PARTED FOR THE LAST TIME
      • ADDRESSED TO ** **** ***** ON THE 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, WHEN WE PARTED FOR THE LAST TIME
      • THE IMAGINATIVE CRISIS
    • THE CONFESSION
    • IF YOU HAVE SEEN
    • CIRCUMSTANCE
      • THE ORANGE
    • THE ORANGE
    • ELEGY
    • OUR TRAVELLER
    • OPTIMISM
    • THE DECLARATION
    • HE CAME TO PAY
    • THE FORLORN ONE
    • RURAL RAPTURES
    • A FRAGMENT
    • THE BITER BIT
    • COMFORT IN AFFLICTION
    • THE HUSBAND'S PETITION
    • LINES WRITTEN AFTER A BATTLE
    • LINES
      • ADDRESSED TO ** **** ***** ON THE 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, WHEN WE PARTED FOR THE LAST TIME
    • ADDRESSED TO ** **** ***** ON THE 29TH OF SEPTEMBER, WHEN WE PARTED FOR THE LAST TIME
    • THE IMAGINATIVE CRISIS
    • IX
    • PARODY
      • THE HIGHER PANTHEISM IN A NUTSHELL
      • NEPHELIDIA
      • UP THE SPOUT
      • IN IMMEMORIAM
      • LUCY LAKE
      • THE COCK AND THE BULL
      • BALLAD
      • DISASTER
      • WORDSWORTHIAN REMINISCENCE
      • INSPECT US
      • THE MESSED DAMOZEL
        • AT THE CUBIST EXHIBITION
      • AT THE CUBIST EXHIBITION
      • A MELTON MOWBRAY PORK-PIE
      • ISRAFIDDLESTRINGS
      • AFTER DILETTANTE CONCETTI
      • WHENCENESS OF THE WHICH
        • SOME DISTANCE AFTER TENNYSON
      • SOME DISTANCE AFTER TENNYSON
      • THE LITTLE STAR
      • THE ORIGINAL LAMB
      • SAINTE MARGÉRIE
      • ROBERT FROST
        • RELATES THE DEATH OF THE TIRED MAN
      • RELATES THE DEATH OF THE TIRED MAN
      • OWEN SEAMAN
        • ESTABLISHES THE "ENTENTE CORDIALE" BY RECITING "THE SINGULAR STUPIDITY OF J. SPRATT, ESQ.," IN THE MANNER OF GUY WETMORE CARRYL.
      • ESTABLISHES THE "ENTENTE CORDIALE" BY RECITING "THE SINGULAR STUPIDITY OF J. SPRATT, ESQ.," IN THE MANNER OF GUY WETMORE CARRYL.
      • THE MODERN HIAWATHA
      • SOMEWHERE-IN-EUROPE-WOCKY
      • RIGID BODY SINGS
      • A BALLAD OF HIGH ENDEAVOR
      • FATHER WILLIAM
      • THE POETS AT TEA
      • HOW OFTEN
      • IF I SHOULD DIE TO-NIGHT
      • "THE DAY IS DONE"
      • JACOB
      • BALLAD OF THE CANAL
      • THERE'S A BOWER OF BEAN-VINES
      • REUBEN
      • THE WIFE
      • WHEN LOVELY WOMAN
      • JOHN THOMPSON'S DAUGHTER
      • A PORTRAIT
      • ANNABEL LEE
      • HOME SWEET HOME WITH VARIATIONS
      • AN OLD SONG BY NEW SINGERS
        • IN THE ORIGINAL
      • IN THE ORIGINAL
      • MORE IMPRESSIONS
        • LA FUITE DES OIES
      • LA FUITE DES OIES
      • NURSERY RHYMES À LA MODE
      • A MAUDLE-IN BALLAD
        • TO HIS LILY
      • TO HIS LILY
      • GILLIAN
      • EXTRACTS FKOM THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE
      • DIVERSIONS OF THE RE-ECHO CLUB
      • STYX RIVER ANTHOLOGY
      • ANSWER TO MASTER WITHER'S SONG, "SHALL I, WASTING IN DESPAIR?"
      • SONG OF THE SPRINGTIDE
      • THE VILLAGE CHOIR
      • MY FOE
      • NURSERY SONG IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
      • FATHER WILLIAM
      • A POE-'EM OF PASSION
      • HOW THE DAUGHTERS COME DOWN AT DUNOON
      • TO AN IMPORTUNATE HOST
        • DURING DINNER AND AFTER TENNYSON
      • DURING DINNER AND AFTER TENNYSON
      • CREMATION
      • AN IMITATION OF WORDSWORTH
      • THE LAY OF THE LOVE-LORN
        • PARODY ON TENNYSON'S "LOCKSLEY HALL"
      • PARODY ON TENNYSON'S "LOCKSLEY HALL"
      • ONLY SEVEN
        • A PASTORAL STORY AFTER WORDSWORTH
      • A PASTORAL STORY AFTER WORDSWORTH
      • 'TWAS EVER THUS
      • FOAM AND FANGS
    • THE HIGHER PANTHEISM IN A NUTSHELL
    • NEPHELIDIA
    • UP THE SPOUT
    • IN IMMEMORIAM
    • LUCY LAKE
    • THE COCK AND THE BULL
    • BALLAD
    • DISASTER
    • WORDSWORTHIAN REMINISCENCE
    • INSPECT US
    • THE MESSED DAMOZEL
      • AT THE CUBIST EXHIBITION
    • AT THE CUBIST EXHIBITION
    • A MELTON MOWBRAY PORK-PIE
    • ISRAFIDDLESTRINGS
    • AFTER DILETTANTE CONCETTI
    • WHENCENESS OF THE WHICH
      • SOME DISTANCE AFTER TENNYSON
    • SOME DISTANCE AFTER TENNYSON
    • THE LITTLE STAR
    • THE ORIGINAL LAMB
    • SAINTE MARGÉRIE
    • ROBERT FROST
      • RELATES THE DEATH OF THE TIRED MAN
    • RELATES THE DEATH OF THE TIRED MAN
    • OWEN SEAMAN
      • ESTABLISHES THE "ENTENTE CORDIALE" BY RECITING "THE SINGULAR STUPIDITY OF J. SPRATT, ESQ.," IN THE MANNER OF GUY WETMORE CARRYL.
    • ESTABLISHES THE "ENTENTE CORDIALE" BY RECITING "THE SINGULAR STUPIDITY OF J. SPRATT, ESQ.," IN THE MANNER OF GUY WETMORE CARRYL.
    • THE MODERN HIAWATHA
    • SOMEWHERE-IN-EUROPE-WOCKY
    • RIGID BODY SINGS
    • A BALLAD OF HIGH ENDEAVOR
    • FATHER WILLIAM
    • THE POETS AT TEA
    • HOW OFTEN
    • IF I SHOULD DIE TO-NIGHT
    • "THE DAY IS DONE"
    • JACOB
    • BALLAD OF THE CANAL
    • THERE'S A BOWER OF BEAN-VINES
    • REUBEN
    • THE WIFE
    • WHEN LOVELY WOMAN
    • JOHN THOMPSON'S DAUGHTER
    • A PORTRAIT
    • ANNABEL LEE
    • HOME SWEET HOME WITH VARIATIONS
    • AN OLD SONG BY NEW SINGERS
      • IN THE ORIGINAL
    • IN THE ORIGINAL
    • MORE IMPRESSIONS
      • LA FUITE DES OIES
    • LA FUITE DES OIES
    • NURSERY RHYMES À LA MODE
    • A MAUDLE-IN BALLAD
      • TO HIS LILY
    • TO HIS LILY
    • GILLIAN
    • EXTRACTS FKOM THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE
    • DIVERSIONS OF THE RE-ECHO CLUB
    • STYX RIVER ANTHOLOGY
    • ANSWER TO MASTER WITHER'S SONG, "SHALL I, WASTING IN DESPAIR?"
    • SONG OF THE SPRINGTIDE
    • THE VILLAGE CHOIR
    • MY FOE
    • NURSERY SONG IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
    • FATHER WILLIAM
    • A POE-'EM OF PASSION
    • HOW THE DAUGHTERS COME DOWN AT DUNOON
    • TO AN IMPORTUNATE HOST
      • DURING DINNER AND AFTER TENNYSON
    • DURING DINNER AND AFTER TENNYSON
    • CREMATION
    • AN IMITATION OF WORDSWORTH
    • THE LAY OF THE LOVE-LORN
      • PARODY ON TENNYSON'S "LOCKSLEY HALL"
    • PARODY ON TENNYSON'S "LOCKSLEY HALL"
    • ONLY SEVEN
      • A PASTORAL STORY AFTER WORDSWORTH
    • A PASTORAL STORY AFTER WORDSWORTH
    • 'TWAS EVER THUS
    • FOAM AND FANGS
    • X
    • NARRATIVE
      • LITTLE BILLEE
      • THE CRYSTAL PALACE
      • THE WOFLE NEW BALLAD OF JANE RONEY AND MARY BROWN
      • KING JOHN AND THE ABBOT
      • ON THE DEATH OF A FAVORITE CAT,
        • DROWNED IN A TUB OF GOLDFISHES
      • DROWNED IN A TUB OF GOLDFISHES
      • MISADVENTURES AT MARGATE
        • A LEGEND OF JARVIS'S JETTY
      • A LEGEND OF JARVIS'S JETTY
      • THE GOUTY MERCHANT AND THE STRANGER
      • THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN
        • SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN
      • SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN
      • PADDY O'RAFTHER
      • HERE SHE GOES, AND THERE SHE GOES
      • THE QUAKER'S MEETING
      • THE JESTER CONDEMNED TO DEATH
      • THE DEACON'S MASTERPIECE;
        • OR, THE WONDERFUL "ONE-HOSS SHAY"
      • OR, THE WONDERFUL "ONE-HOSS SHAY"
      • THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN
      • THE WELL OF ST. KEYNE
      • THE JACKDAW OF RHEIMS
      • THE KNIGHT AND THE LADY
      • AN EASTERN QUESTION
      • MY AUNT'S SPECTRE
      • CASEY AT THE BAT
      • THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN
      • THE GOOSE
      • THE BALLAD OF CHARITY
      • THE POST CAPTAIN
      • ROBINSON CRUSOE'S STORY
      • BEN BLUFF
      • THE PILGRIMS AND THE PEAS
      • TAM O'SHANTER
      • THAT GENTLE MAN FROM BOSTON TOWN
        • AN IDYL OF OREGON
      • AN IDYL OF OREGON
      • THE YARN OF THE "NANCY BELL"
      • FERDINANDO AND ELVIRA
        • OR, THE GENTLE PIEMAN
      • OR, THE GENTLE PIEMAN
      • GENTLE ALICE BROWN
      • THE STORY OF PRINCE AGIB
      • SIR GUY THE CRUSADER
      • KITTY WANTS TO WRITE
      • DIGHTON IS ENGAGED!
      • PLAIN LANGUAGE FROM TRUTHFUL JAMES
        • TABLE MOUNTAIN, 1870
      • TABLE MOUNTAIN, 1870
      • THE SOCIETY UPON THE STANISLAUS
      • "JIM"
      • WILLIAM BROWN OF OREGON
      • LITTLE BREECHES
      • THE ENCHANTED SHIRT
      • JIM BLUDSO
      • WRECK OF THE "JULIE PLANTE"
      • THE ALARMED SKIPPER
        • "IT WAS AN ANCIENT MARINER"
      • "IT WAS AN ANCIENT MARINER"
      • THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN
      • SAYING NOT MEANING
      • HANS BREITMANN'S PARTY
      • BALLAD BY HANS BREITMANN
      • GRAMPY SINGS A SONG
      • THE FIRST BANJO
      • THE ROMANCE OF THE CARPET
      • THE HUNTING OF THE SNARK
      • THE OLD MAN AND JIM
      • A SAILOR'S YARN
      • THE CONVERTED CANNIBALS
      • THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER AND THE SPOOK
      • SKIPPER IRESON'S RIDE
      • DARIUS GREEN AND HIS FLYING-MACHINE
      • A GREAT FIGHT
      • THE DONNYBROOK JIG
      • UNFORTUNATE MISS BAILEY
      • THE LAIRD O' COCKPEN
      • A WEDDING
    • LITTLE BILLEE
    • THE CRYSTAL PALACE
    • THE WOFLE NEW BALLAD OF JANE RONEY AND MARY BROWN
    • KING JOHN AND THE ABBOT
    • ON THE DEATH OF A FAVORITE CAT,
      • DROWNED IN A TUB OF GOLDFISHES
    • DROWNED IN A TUB OF GOLDFISHES
    • MISADVENTURES AT MARGATE
      • A LEGEND OF JARVIS'S JETTY
    • A LEGEND OF JARVIS'S JETTY
    • THE GOUTY MERCHANT AND THE STRANGER
    • THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN
      • SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN
    • SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN
    • PADDY O'RAFTHER
    • HERE SHE GOES, AND THERE SHE GOES
    • THE QUAKER'S MEETING
    • THE JESTER CONDEMNED TO DEATH
    • THE DEACON'S MASTERPIECE;
      • OR, THE WONDERFUL "ONE-HOSS SHAY"
    • OR, THE WONDERFUL "ONE-HOSS SHAY"
    • THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN
    • THE WELL OF ST. KEYNE
    • THE JACKDAW OF RHEIMS
    • THE KNIGHT AND THE LADY
    • AN EASTERN QUESTION
    • MY AUNT'S SPECTRE
    • CASEY AT THE BAT
    • THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN
    • THE GOOSE
    • THE BALLAD OF CHARITY
    • THE POST CAPTAIN
    • ROBINSON CRUSOE'S STORY
    • BEN BLUFF
    • THE PILGRIMS AND THE PEAS
    • TAM O'SHANTER
    • THAT GENTLE MAN FROM BOSTON TOWN
      • AN IDYL OF OREGON
    • AN IDYL OF OREGON
    • THE YARN OF THE "NANCY BELL"
    • FERDINANDO AND ELVIRA
      • OR, THE GENTLE PIEMAN
    • OR, THE GENTLE PIEMAN
    • GENTLE ALICE BROWN
    • THE STORY OF PRINCE AGIB
    • SIR GUY THE CRUSADER
    • KITTY WANTS TO WRITE
    • DIGHTON IS ENGAGED!
    • PLAIN LANGUAGE FROM TRUTHFUL JAMES
      • TABLE MOUNTAIN, 1870
    • TABLE MOUNTAIN, 1870
    • THE SOCIETY UPON THE STANISLAUS
    • "JIM"
    • WILLIAM BROWN OF OREGON
    • LITTLE BREECHES
    • THE ENCHANTED SHIRT
    • JIM BLUDSO
    • WRECK OF THE "JULIE PLANTE"
    • THE ALARMED SKIPPER
      • "IT WAS AN ANCIENT MARINER"
    • "IT WAS AN ANCIENT MARINER"
    • THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN
    • SAYING NOT MEANING
    • HANS BREITMANN'S PARTY
    • BALLAD BY HANS BREITMANN
    • GRAMPY SINGS A SONG
    • THE FIRST BANJO
    • THE ROMANCE OF THE CARPET
    • THE HUNTING OF THE SNARK
    • THE OLD MAN AND JIM
    • A SAILOR'S YARN
    • THE CONVERTED CANNIBALS
    • THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER AND THE SPOOK
    • SKIPPER IRESON'S RIDE
    • DARIUS GREEN AND HIS FLYING-MACHINE
    • A GREAT FIGHT
    • THE DONNYBROOK JIG
    • UNFORTUNATE MISS BAILEY
    • THE LAIRD O' COCKPEN
    • A WEDDING
    • XI
    • TRIBUTE
      • THE AHKOND OF SWAT
      • THE AHKOOND OF SWAT
      • DIRGE OF THE MOOLLA OF KOTAL,
        • RIVAL OF THE AKHOOND OF SWAT
      • RIVAL OF THE AKHOOND OF SWAT
      • THE BALLAD OF BOUILLABAISSE
      • OULD DOCTOR MACK
      • FATHER O'FLYNN
      • THE BALD-HEADED TYRANT
      • BARNEY McGEE
      • ADDRESS TO THE TOOTHACHE
      • A FAREWELL TO TOBACCO
      • JOHN BARLEYCORN
      • STANZAS TO PALE ALE
      • ODE TO TOBACCO
      • SONNET TO A CLAM
        • DUM TACENT CLAIMANT
      • DUM TACENT CLAIMANT
      • TO A FLY
        • TAKEN OUT OF A BOWL Of PUNCH
      • TAKEN OUT OF A BOWL Of PUNCH
      • ODE TO A BOBTAILED CAT
      • A DIRGE
        • CONCERNING THE LATE LAMENTED KING OF THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS
      • CONCERNING THE LATE LAMENTED KING OF THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS
    • THE AHKOND OF SWAT
    • THE AHKOOND OF SWAT
    • DIRGE OF THE MOOLLA OF KOTAL,
      • RIVAL OF THE AKHOOND OF SWAT
    • RIVAL OF THE AKHOOND OF SWAT
    • THE BALLAD OF BOUILLABAISSE
    • OULD DOCTOR MACK
    • FATHER O'FLYNN
    • THE BALD-HEADED TYRANT
    • BARNEY McGEE
    • ADDRESS TO THE TOOTHACHE
    • A FAREWELL TO TOBACCO
    • JOHN BARLEYCORN
    • STANZAS TO PALE ALE
    • ODE TO TOBACCO
    • SONNET TO A CLAM
      • DUM TACENT CLAIMANT
    • DUM TACENT CLAIMANT
    • TO A FLY
      • TAKEN OUT OF A BOWL Of PUNCH
    • TAKEN OUT OF A BOWL Of PUNCH
    • ODE TO A BOBTAILED CAT
    • A DIRGE
      • CONCERNING THE LATE LAMENTED KING OF THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS
    • CONCERNING THE LATE LAMENTED KING OF THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS
    • XII
    • WHIMSEY
      • AN ELEGY
        • ON THE GLORY OF HER SEX, MRS. MARY BLAIZE
      • ON THE GLORY OF HER SEX, MRS. MARY BLAIZE
      • PARSON GRAY
      • THE IRISHMAN AND THE LADY
      • THE CATARACT OF LODORE
      • LAY OF THE DESERTED INFLUENZAED
      • BELAGCHOLLY DAYS
      • RHYME OF THE RAIL
      • ECHO
      • SONG
      • A GENTLE ECHO ON WOMAN
        • IN THE DORIC MANNER
      • IN THE DORIC MANNER
      • LAY OF ANCIENT ROME
      • A NEW SONG
        • OF NEW SIMILES
      • OF NEW SIMILES
      • THE AMERICAN TRAVELLER
      • THE ZEALLESS XYLOGRAPHER
        • DEDICATED TO THE END OF THE DICTIONARY
      • DEDICATED TO THE END OF THE DICTIONARY
      • THE OLD LINE FENCE
      • O-U-G-H
        • A FRESH HACK AT AN OLD KNOT
      • A FRESH HACK AT AN OLD KNOT
      • ENIGMA ON THE LETTER H
      • TRAVESTY OF MISS FANSHAWE'S ENIGMA
      • AN ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A MAD DOG
      • AN EPITAPH
      • OLD GRIMES
      • THE ENDLESS SONG
      • THE HUNDRED BEST BOOKS
      • THE COSMIC EGG
      • FIVE WINES
      • A RHYME FOR MUSICIANS
      • MY MADELINE
        • SERENADE IN M FLAT
        • SUNG BY MAJOR MARMADUKE MUTTONHEAD TO MADEMOISELLE MADELINE MENDOZA
      • SERENADE IN M FLAT
      • SUNG BY MAJOR MARMADUKE MUTTONHEAD TO MADEMOISELLE MADELINE MENDOZA
      • SUSAN SIMPSON
      • THE MARCH TO MOSCOW
      • HALF HOURS WITH THE CLASSICS
      • ON THE OXFORD CARRIER
      • NINETY-NINE IN THE SHADE
      • THE TRIOLET
      • THE RONDEAU
      • LIFE[1]
      • ODE TO THE HUMAN HEART
      • A STRIKE AMONG THE POETS
      • WHATEVER IS, IS RIGHT
      • NOTHING
      • DIRGE
      • O D V
        • CONTAINING A FULL, TRUE, AND PARTICULAR ACCOUNT OF THE TERRIBLE FATE OF ABRAHAM ISAACS, OF IVY LANE
      • CONTAINING A FULL, TRUE, AND PARTICULAR ACCOUNT OF THE TERRIBLE FATE OF ABRAHAM ISAACS, OF IVY LANE
      • A MAN OF WORDS
      • SIMILES
      • NO!
      • FAITHLESS SALLY BROWN
      • TIM TURPIN
      • FAITHLESS NELLY GRAY
      • SALLY SIMPKIN'S LAMENT
      • DEATH'S RAMBLE
      • PANEGYRIC ON THE LADIES
        • READ ALTERNATE LINES
      • READ ALTERNATE LINES
      • AMBIGUOUS LINES
        • READ WITH A COMMA AFTER THE FIRST NOUN IN EACH LINE
      • READ WITH A COMMA AFTER THE FIRST NOUN IN EACH LINE
      • SURNAMES
      • A TERNARY OF LITTLES, UPON A PIPKIN OF JELLY SENT TO A LADY
      • A CARMAN'S ACCOUNT OF A LAW-SUIT
      • OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND
      • NONGTONGPAW
      • LOGICAL ENGLISH
      • LOGIC
      • THE CAREFUL PENMAN
      • QUESTIONS WITH ANSWERS
      • CONJUGAL CONJUGATIONS
      • LOVE'S MOODS AND SENSES
      • THE SIEGE OF BELGRADE
      • THE HAPPY MAN
      • THE BELLS
      • TAKINGS
      • A BACHELOR'S MONO-RHYME
      • THE ART OF BOOK-KEEPING
      • AN INVITATION TO THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS
      • A NOCTURNAL SKETCH
      • LOVELILTS
      • JOCOSA LYRA
      • TO A THESAURUS
      • THE FUTURE OF THE CLASSICS
      • CAUTIONARY VERSES
      • THE WAR: A-Z
      • LINES TO MISS FLORENCE HUNTINGDON
      • TO MY NOSE
      • A POLKA LYRIC
      • A CATALECTIC MONODY!
      • ODE FOR A SOCIAL MEETING
        • WITH SLIGHT ALTERATIONS BY A TEETOTALER[1]
      • WITH SLIGHT ALTERATIONS BY A TEETOTALER[1]
      • THE JOVIAL PRIEST'S CONFESSION
        • TRANSLATED FROM THE LATIN OF WALTER DE MAPES, TIME OF HENRY II
      • TRANSLATED FROM THE LATIN OF WALTER DE MAPES, TIME OF HENRY II
      • LIMERICKS
    • AN ELEGY
      • ON THE GLORY OF HER SEX, MRS. MARY BLAIZE
    • ON THE GLORY OF HER SEX, MRS. MARY BLAIZE
    • PARSON GRAY
    • THE IRISHMAN AND THE LADY
    • THE CATARACT OF LODORE
    • LAY OF THE DESERTED INFLUENZAED
    • BELAGCHOLLY DAYS
    • RHYME OF THE RAIL
    • ECHO
    • SONG
    • A GENTLE ECHO ON WOMAN
      • IN THE DORIC MANNER
    • IN THE DORIC MANNER
    • LAY OF ANCIENT ROME
    • A NEW SONG
      • OF NEW SIMILES
    • OF NEW SIMILES
    • THE AMERICAN TRAVELLER
    • THE ZEALLESS XYLOGRAPHER
      • DEDICATED TO THE END OF THE DICTIONARY
    • DEDICATED TO THE END OF THE DICTIONARY
    • THE OLD LINE FENCE
    • O-U-G-H
      • A FRESH HACK AT AN OLD KNOT
    • A FRESH HACK AT AN OLD KNOT
    • ENIGMA ON THE LETTER H
    • TRAVESTY OF MISS FANSHAWE'S ENIGMA
    • AN ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A MAD DOG
    • AN EPITAPH
    • OLD GRIMES
    • THE ENDLESS SONG
    • THE HUNDRED BEST BOOKS
    • THE COSMIC EGG
    • FIVE WINES
    • A RHYME FOR MUSICIANS
    • MY MADELINE
      • SERENADE IN M FLAT
      • SUNG BY MAJOR MARMADUKE MUTTONHEAD TO MADEMOISELLE MADELINE MENDOZA
    • SERENADE IN M FLAT
    • SUNG BY MAJOR MARMADUKE MUTTONHEAD TO MADEMOISELLE MADELINE MENDOZA
    • SUSAN SIMPSON
    • THE MARCH TO MOSCOW
    • HALF HOURS WITH THE CLASSICS
    • ON THE OXFORD CARRIER
    • NINETY-NINE IN THE SHADE
    • THE TRIOLET
    • THE RONDEAU
    • LIFE[1]
    • ODE TO THE HUMAN HEART
    • A STRIKE AMONG THE POETS
    • WHATEVER IS, IS RIGHT
    • NOTHING
    • DIRGE
    • O D V
      • CONTAINING A FULL, TRUE, AND PARTICULAR ACCOUNT OF THE TERRIBLE FATE OF ABRAHAM ISAACS, OF IVY LANE
    • CONTAINING A FULL, TRUE, AND PARTICULAR ACCOUNT OF THE TERRIBLE FATE OF ABRAHAM ISAACS, OF IVY LANE
    • A MAN OF WORDS
    • SIMILES
    • NO!
    • FAITHLESS SALLY BROWN
    • TIM TURPIN
    • FAITHLESS NELLY GRAY
    • SALLY SIMPKIN'S LAMENT
    • DEATH'S RAMBLE
    • PANEGYRIC ON THE LADIES
      • READ ALTERNATE LINES
    • READ ALTERNATE LINES
    • AMBIGUOUS LINES
      • READ WITH A COMMA AFTER THE FIRST NOUN IN EACH LINE
    • READ WITH A COMMA AFTER THE FIRST NOUN IN EACH LINE
    • SURNAMES
    • A TERNARY OF LITTLES, UPON A PIPKIN OF JELLY SENT TO A LADY
    • A CARMAN'S ACCOUNT OF A LAW-SUIT
    • OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND
    • NONGTONGPAW
    • LOGICAL ENGLISH
    • LOGIC
    • THE CAREFUL PENMAN
    • QUESTIONS WITH ANSWERS
    • CONJUGAL CONJUGATIONS
    • LOVE'S MOODS AND SENSES
    • THE SIEGE OF BELGRADE
    • THE HAPPY MAN
    • THE BELLS
    • TAKINGS
    • A BACHELOR'S MONO-RHYME
    • THE ART OF BOOK-KEEPING
    • AN INVITATION TO THE ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS
    • A NOCTURNAL SKETCH
    • LOVELILTS
    • JOCOSA LYRA
    • TO A THESAURUS
    • THE FUTURE OF THE CLASSICS
    • CAUTIONARY VERSES
    • THE WAR: A-Z
    • LINES TO MISS FLORENCE HUNTINGDON
    • TO MY NOSE
    • A POLKA LYRIC
    • A CATALECTIC MONODY!
    • ODE FOR A SOCIAL MEETING
      • WITH SLIGHT ALTERATIONS BY A TEETOTALER[1]
    • WITH SLIGHT ALTERATIONS BY A TEETOTALER[1]
    • THE JOVIAL PRIEST'S CONFESSION
      • TRANSLATED FROM THE LATIN OF WALTER DE MAPES, TIME OF HENRY II
    • TRANSLATED FROM THE LATIN OF WALTER DE MAPES, TIME OF HENRY II
    • LIMERICKS
    • XIII
    • NONSENSE
      • LUNAR STANZAS
      • THE WHANGO TREE
      • THREE CHILDREN
      • 'TIS MIDNIGHT
      • COSSIMBAZAR
      • AN UNSUSPECTED FACT
      • THE CUMBERBUNCE
      • MR. FINNEY'S TURNIP
      • NONSENSE VERSES
      • LIKE TO THE THUNDERING TONE
      • ÆSTIVATION
      • UNCLE SIMON AND UNCLE JIM
      • A TRAGIC STORY
      • SONNET FOUND IN A DESERTED MAD HOUSE
      • THE JIM-JAM KING OF THE JOU-JOUS
        • AN ARABIAN LEGEND
      • AN ARABIAN LEGEND
      • TO MARIE
      • MY DREAM
      • THE ROLLICKING MASTODON
      • THE INVISIBLE BRIDGE
      • THE LAZY ROOF
      • MY FEET
      • SPIRK TROLL-DERISIVE
      • THE MAN IN THE MOON
      • THE LUGUBRIOUS WHING-WHANG
      • THE YONGHY-BONGHY-BO
      • THE JUMBLIES
      • THE POBBLE WHO HAS NO TOES
      • THE NEW VESTMENTS
      • THE TWO OLD BACHELORS
      • JABBERWOCKY
      • WAYS AND MEANS
      • HUMPTY DUMPTY'S RECITATION
      • SOME HALLUCINATIONS
      • SING FOR THE GARISH EYE
      • THE SHIPWRECK
      • UFFIA
      • 'TIS SWEET TO ROAM
      • THREE JOVIAL HUNTSMEN
      • KING ARTHUR
      • HYDER IDDLE
      • THE OCEAN WANDERER
      • SCIENTIFIC PROOF
      • THE THINGUMBOB
        • A PASTEL
      • A PASTEL
      • WONDERS OF NATURE
      • LINES BY AN OLD FOGY
      • A COUNTRY SUMMER PASTORAL
      • TURVEY TOP
      • A BALLAD OF BEDLAM
    • LUNAR STANZAS
    • THE WHANGO TREE
    • THREE CHILDREN
    • 'TIS MIDNIGHT
    • COSSIMBAZAR
    • AN UNSUSPECTED FACT
    • THE CUMBERBUNCE
    • MR. FINNEY'S TURNIP
    • NONSENSE VERSES
    • LIKE TO THE THUNDERING TONE
    • ÆSTIVATION
    • UNCLE SIMON AND UNCLE JIM
    • A TRAGIC STORY
    • SONNET FOUND IN A DESERTED MAD HOUSE
    • THE JIM-JAM KING OF THE JOU-JOUS
      • AN ARABIAN LEGEND
    • AN ARABIAN LEGEND
    • TO MARIE
    • MY DREAM
    • THE ROLLICKING MASTODON
    • THE INVISIBLE BRIDGE
    • THE LAZY ROOF
    • MY FEET
    • SPIRK TROLL-DERISIVE
    • THE MAN IN THE MOON
    • THE LUGUBRIOUS WHING-WHANG
    • THE YONGHY-BONGHY-BO
    • THE JUMBLIES
    • THE POBBLE WHO HAS NO TOES
    • THE NEW VESTMENTS
    • THE TWO OLD BACHELORS
    • JABBERWOCKY
    • WAYS AND MEANS
    • HUMPTY DUMPTY'S RECITATION
    • SOME HALLUCINATIONS
    • SING FOR THE GARISH EYE
    • THE SHIPWRECK
    • UFFIA
    • 'TIS SWEET TO ROAM
    • THREE JOVIAL HUNTSMEN
    • KING ARTHUR
    • HYDER IDDLE
    • THE OCEAN WANDERER
    • SCIENTIFIC PROOF
    • THE THINGUMBOB
      • A PASTEL
    • A PASTEL
    • WONDERS OF NATURE
    • LINES BY AN OLD FOGY
    • A COUNTRY SUMMER PASTORAL
    • TURVEY TOP
    • A BALLAD OF BEDLAM
    • XIV
    • NATURAL HISTORY
      • THE FASTIDIOUS SERPENT
      • THE LEGEND OF THE FIRST CAM-U-EL
        • AN ARABIAN APOLOGUE
      • AN ARABIAN APOLOGUE
      • UNSATISFIED YEARNING
      • KINDLY ADVICE
      • KINDNESS TO ANIMALS
      • TO BE OR NOT TO BE
      • THE HEN
      • OF BAITING THE LION
      • THE FLAMINGO
      • WHY DOTH A PUSSY CAT?
      • THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER
      • NIRVANA
      • THE CATFISH
      • WAR RELIEF
      • THE OWL AND THE PUSSY-CAT
      • MEXICAN SERENADE
      • ORPHAN BORN
      • DIVIDED DESTINIES
      • THE VIPER
      • THE LLAMA
      • THE YAK
      • THE FROG
      • THE MICROBE
      • THE GREAT BLACK CROW
      • THE COLUBRIAD
      • THE RETIRED CAT
      • A DARWINIAN BALLAD
      • THE PIG
        • A COLLOQUIAL POEM
      • A COLLOQUIAL POEM
      • A FISH STORY
      • THE CAMERONIAN CAT
      • THE YOUNG GAZELLE
        • A MOORE-ISH TALE
      • A MOORE-ISH TALE
      • THE BALLAD OF THE EMEU
      • THE TURTLE AND FLAMINGO
    • THE FASTIDIOUS SERPENT
    • THE LEGEND OF THE FIRST CAM-U-EL
      • AN ARABIAN APOLOGUE
    • AN ARABIAN APOLOGUE
    • UNSATISFIED YEARNING
    • KINDLY ADVICE
    • KINDNESS TO ANIMALS
    • TO BE OR NOT TO BE
    • THE HEN
    • OF BAITING THE LION
    • THE FLAMINGO
    • WHY DOTH A PUSSY CAT?
    • THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER
    • NIRVANA
    • THE CATFISH
    • WAR RELIEF
    • THE OWL AND THE PUSSY-CAT
    • MEXICAN SERENADE
    • ORPHAN BORN
    • DIVIDED DESTINIES
    • THE VIPER
    • THE LLAMA
    • THE YAK
    • THE FROG
    • THE MICROBE
    • THE GREAT BLACK CROW
    • THE COLUBRIAD
    • THE RETIRED CAT
    • A DARWINIAN BALLAD
    • THE PIG
      • A COLLOQUIAL POEM
    • A COLLOQUIAL POEM
    • A FISH STORY
    • THE CAMERONIAN CAT
    • THE YOUNG GAZELLE
      • A MOORE-ISH TALE
    • A MOORE-ISH TALE
    • THE BALLAD OF THE EMEU
    • THE TURTLE AND FLAMINGO
    • XV
    • JUNIORS
      • PRIOR TO MISS BELLE'S APPEARANCE
      • THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
      • THE NAUGHTY DARKEY BOY
      • DUTCH LULLABY
      • THE DINKEY-BIRD
      • THE LITTLE PEACH
      • COUNSEL TO THOSE THAT EAT
      • HOME AND MOTHER
      • LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE
      • A VISIT FROM ST. NICHOLAS
      • A NURSERY LEGEND
      • A LITTLE GOOSE
      • LEEDLE YAWCOB STRAUSS
      • A PARENTAL ODE TO MY SON, AGED THREE YEARS AND FIVE MONTHS
      • LITTLE MAMMA
      • THE COMICAL GIRL
      • BUNCHES OF GRAPES
    • PRIOR TO MISS BELLE'S APPEARANCE
    • THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
    • THE NAUGHTY DARKEY BOY
    • DUTCH LULLABY
    • THE DINKEY-BIRD
    • THE LITTLE PEACH
    • COUNSEL TO THOSE THAT EAT
    • HOME AND MOTHER
    • LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE
    • A VISIT FROM ST. NICHOLAS
    • A NURSERY LEGEND
    • A LITTLE GOOSE
    • LEEDLE YAWCOB STRAUSS
    • A PARENTAL ODE TO MY SON, AGED THREE YEARS AND FIVE MONTHS
    • LITTLE MAMMA
    • THE COMICAL GIRL
    • BUNCHES OF GRAPES
    • XVI
    • IMMORTAL STANZAS
      • THE PURPLE COW
      • THE YOUNG LADY OF NIGER
      • THE LAUGHING WILLOW
      • SAID OPIE READ
      • MANILA
      • ON THE ARISTOCRACY OF HARVARD
      • ON THE DEMOCRACY OF YALE
      • THE HERRING
      • IF THE MAN
      • THE KILKENNY CATS
      • POOR DEAR GRANDPAPA
      • MORE WALKS
      • INDIFFERENCE
      • MADAME SANS SOUCI
      • A RIDDLE
      • IF
      • THE END
    • THE PURPLE COW
    • THE YOUNG LADY OF NIGER
    • THE LAUGHING WILLOW
    • SAID OPIE READ
    • MANILA
    • ON THE ARISTOCRACY OF HARVARD
    • ON THE DEMOCRACY OF YALE
    • THE HERRING
    • IF THE MAN
    • THE KILKENNY CATS
    • POOR DEAR GRANDPAPA
    • MORE WALKS
    • INDIFFERENCE
    • MADAME SANS SOUCI
    • A RIDDLE
    • IF
    • THE END
    • INDICES
    • INDEX OF AUTHORS
    • INDEX OF FIRST LINES
    • INDEX OF TITLES
      • Transcriber's Notes
    • Transcriber's Notes
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