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The Foolish Almanak

By Theodore Roosevelt

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THE
FOOLISH ALMANAK
- For Anuthur Year
  - THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THE MUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, AND THE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ
    - Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.
    - 313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.
  - Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.
  - 313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.
  - LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND
    - Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.
  - Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.
  - WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL
    - PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY
    - Copyright, 1906, by John W. Luce & Company Boston, Mass., U. S. A.
    - The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.
  - PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY
  - Copyright, 1906, by John W. Luce & Company Boston, Mass., U. S. A.
  - The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.
- THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THE MUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, AND THE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ
  - Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.
  - 313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.
- Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this. Thingz wil Hapn.
- 313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz. Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.
- LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND
  - Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.
- Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the Wethur.
- WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL
  - PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY
  - Copyright, 1906, by John W. Luce & Company Boston, Mass., U. S. A.
  - The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.
- PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'S PICTURZ, BY
- Copyright, 1906, by John W. Luce & Company Boston, Mass., U. S. A.
- The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.
- Greeting
- HELPFUL HINT FOR JANUARY
  - Eclipses for the Coming Year
- Eclipses for the Coming Year
- UP IN MAINE
- FORECAST FOR JANUARY
- SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
  - Tale of a Tank
- Tale of a Tank
- FOR THE HOME COMING
- HELPFUL HINT FOR FEBRUARY
  - To Find out If Money is Tainted
- To Find out If Money is Tainted
- HOW TO SKATE
- HOW TO COMPOSE A SHORT STORY
- HELPFUL HINT FOR MARCH
  - How to Handle a Muck-Rake
- How to Handle a Muck-Rake
- ODD FACTS
- SPRING, GENTLE SPRING
- GEOGRAPHICAL NOTES
  - The Mean Thing!
- The Mean Thing!
- "A TAKE OFF"
- HINTS TO AMATEUR GARDENERS
- AN APRIL PASTEL
  - Extract from an Office-Boy's Dairy
- Extract from an Office-Boy's Dairy
- GARDEN AND FARMING HINTS:
- HELPFUL HINT FOR APRIL
  - Keeping Lent
- Keeping Lent
- FORECAST FOR MAY
- HELPFUL HINT FOR MAY
  - Timely Hints
- Timely Hints
- HOW TO GET RICH
- MATERIA MEDICA
- FORECAST FOR JUNE
  - Sidelights on Science
- Sidelights on Science
- LITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY
- DECKLE-EDGE FRECKLES
- RAISING CORN
- HOW TO PLANT A BEER GARDEN
- HELPFUL HINT FOR JULY
- HINTS ON DRESS
- SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC
- SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC
  - Report to the Secretary of War
    - on the Russo-Japanese War by Gen. Buzfuz, U.S.A.
  - on the Russo-Japanese War by Gen. Buzfuz, U.S.A.
- Report to the Secretary of War
  - on the Russo-Japanese War by Gen. Buzfuz, U.S.A.
- on the Russo-Japanese War by Gen. Buzfuz, U.S.A.
- USEFUL FARM HINTS
- HELPFUL HINTS FOR AUGUST
  - A Bread and Milk Cow
- A Bread and Milk Cow
- APPROPRIATE SALUTATIONS
- HELPFUL HINT FOR SEPTEMBER
  - Is the Sun Inhabited?
- Is the Sun Inhabited?
- SIMPLE HOUSEHOLD RECIPES FOR VEGETARIANS
  - HAY A-LA-MODE
  - NUT CUTLET
  - IMITATION POTTED HARE
  - STEWED RUBBER PLANT
- HAY A-LA-MODE
- NUT CUTLET
- IMITATION POTTED HARE
- STEWED RUBBER PLANT
- HEALTH HINTS
- LITTLE STUDIES IN NATURAL HISTORY
- RARE RECIPES
- YOU NEVER CAN TELL
- HELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER
- TO THE GODDESS ON THE DOLLAR
- RECIPE FOR MAKING PUMPKIN PIE
- HELPFUL HINT FOR NOVEMBER
  - How To Get Rid of the Gypsy Moth
- How To Get Rid of the Gypsy Moth
- FAMILY TREES
- FORECAST FOR NOVEMBER
- HOW TO VIEW AN ECLIPSE
- HELPFUL HINT FOR DECEMBER
- FARMING IN ALASKA
- THE PUBLISHER'S COZY CORNER CHAT
  - One of Our Awful Smart Boys
- One of Our Awful Smart Boys
- ADVICE TO PARENTS
- ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS
  - Recent Inventions
    - Number 1 in the "Foolish Series"
  - Number 1 in the "Foolish Series"
  - The Foolish Dictionary
    - Number 3 in the "Foolish Series"
  - Number 3 in the "Foolish Series"
  - Foolish Finance
    - Containing a Wealth of Nimble Jest
  - Containing a Wealth of Nimble Jest
  - Foolish Etiquette
    - O. B. HAYVE
  - O. B. HAYVE
  - ADDITIONAL TITLES from JOHN W. LUCE & COMPANY'S LIST
- Recent Inventions
  - Number 1 in the "Foolish Series"
- Number 1 in the "Foolish Series"
- The Foolish Dictionary
  - Number 3 in the "Foolish Series"
- Number 3 in the "Foolish Series"
- Foolish Finance
  - Containing a Wealth of Nimble Jest
- Containing a Wealth of Nimble Jest
- Foolish Etiquette
  - O. B. HAYVE
- O. B. HAYVE
- ADDITIONAL TITLES from JOHN W. LUCE & COMPANY'S LIST

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