Josh Billings' Old Farmer's Allminax 1870-1879, with Comic Illustrations
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Josh Billings' Old Farmer's Allminax 1870-1879, with Comic Illustrations

By Henry Wheeler Shaw
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Table of Contents
  • KEY TEW THE ABUV PERFORMANCE.
  • BILLINGS' FAMILY TIME TABLE.
    • OPINIONS OF THE PRESS
      • AFTER SEEING THE ADVANCE SHEETS OV
    • AFTER SEEING THE ADVANCE SHEETS OV
    • FOR THE YEAR 1870.
    • JANUARY MONOGRAPH.
      • DOMESTIX RECEIPTS.
    • DOMESTIX RECEIPTS.
    • FEBUARY MONOGRAPH.
      • USEFUL HINTS TEW BOARDIN HOUSE KEEPERS.
    • USEFUL HINTS TEW BOARDIN HOUSE KEEPERS.
    • MARCH MONOGRAPH.
      • ATTENSHUN FARMERS.
    • ATTENSHUN FARMERS.
    • APRIL MONOGRAPH.
      • VALUABEL ADVICE TEW YUNG SPORTSMEN.
    • VALUABEL ADVICE TEW YUNG SPORTSMEN.
    • MAY MONOGRAPH.
      • PATTENTS ISSUED DURING 1869.
    • PATTENTS ISSUED DURING 1869.
    • JUNE MONOGRAPH.
      • WORDS TEW HOUSEWIFES.
    • WORDS TEW HOUSEWIFES.
    • JULY MONOGRAPH.
      • A NEW TOOL.
    • A NEW TOOL.
    • AUGUST MONOGRAPH.
      • THINGS WORTH KNOWING.
    • THINGS WORTH KNOWING.
    • SEPTEMBER MONOGRAPH.
      • MORE ADVICE TEW YOUNG SPORTSMEN.
    • MORE ADVICE TEW YOUNG SPORTSMEN.
  • OCTOBER MONOGRAPH.
    • PECK'S CHURN, AND BRISTOW'S SOWING MASHEEN.
    • NOVEMBER MONOGRAPH.
      • SUM MORE HINTS TEW BOARDIN-HOUSE KEEPERS.
    • SUM MORE HINTS TEW BOARDIN-HOUSE KEEPERS.
    • DECEMBER MONOGRAPH.
      • FAMILY MEDICINE.
    • FAMILY MEDICINE.
    • EXTRA EKLIPSES FOR THE YEAR 1870.
    • RULES, BY-LAWS, AND REGULASHUNS.
    • HOW THEY DO TALK
      • FOR THE YEAR 1870.
      • THE NATRAL HORNET
      • DOMESTIK RECEIPTS.
      • THE PROMISCUSS COCKROACH.
      • HINTS TEW YUNG WIFES.
    • FOR THE YEAR 1870.
    • THE NATRAL HORNET
    • DOMESTIK RECEIPTS.
    • THE PROMISCUSS COCKROACH.
    • HINTS TEW YUNG WIFES.
    • THE UNIVERSAL SWINE.
    • HINTS TEW YUNG HUSBANDS.
    • THE GRITTY ANGLEWORM.
    • HOUSEKEEPER'S GUIDE.
    • THE BELLYCOSE GOAT.
    • PREMIUMS.
      • Awarded to Velosipede Riders in 1870.
    • Awarded to Velosipede Riders in 1870.
    • THE MELODIUS CAT.
    • FAMILY NOSHUNS.
    • THE BRINY CODFISH.
    • MELKISIDEK BREWSTERS LIGHTNING ROD.
    • THE FREQUENT FLY.
    • WANTED.
    • THE READDY ROOSTER.
    • HOUSEHOLD COMFORTS.
    • THE DOOCED MONKEY.
    • KONNEKTIKUT BLEW LAWS.
    • THE LOAFING RACCON.
    • HOME DOINGS.
    • THE THOUGHTFUL FOX.
    • MADAM FILKINS LIQUOR FOR BABES.
    • KALKULASHUNS OV A PROGNOSTIX NATUR.
    • LETTER TO FARMERS.
      • Beloved Farmers:
    • Beloved Farmers:
    • EXTRAKT OV LETTERS.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR JANUARY.
    • ADVICE TEW YUNG KLERGYMEN.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR FEBUARY.
    • A GOOD FAMILY JOB.
      • (To kure bed bugs.)
    • (To kure bed bugs.)
    • HOROSKOPE FOR MARCH.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR APRIL.
    • JOB SARGENT'S KLENSING SOPE.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR MAY.
    • CHOICE OLD RECEIPTS.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR JUNE.
    • ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRORNARY.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR JULY.
    • ADVICE TEW YOUNG MEN.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR AUGUST.
    • TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONSARN.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR SEPTEMBER.
    • ADVISE TEW HOSS JOCKEYS.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR OCTOBER.
      • ☛ TO LET. ☚
    • ☛ TO LET. ☚
    • HOROSKOPE FOR NOVEMBER.
    • ADVICE TEW YUNG DOKTORS.
    • HOROSKOPE FOR DECEMBER.
    • SIMPLE REMIDIZ.
    • AGRIKULTIBUSS.
    • SUM WEATHER.
      • SINOPSUSS OV PROGNOSTIKATED EVENTS.
      • PROBABILITIZ.
    • SINOPSUSS OV PROGNOSTIKATED EVENTS.
    • PROBABILITIZ.
    • JANUARY MISSCELLANY.
      • ARIES, THE ZODIAK RAM.
      • TO MAKE GOOD MILK PUNTCH.
    • ARIES, THE ZODIAK RAM.
    • TO MAKE GOOD MILK PUNTCH.
    • FEBUARY MISSCELLANY.
      • TAURUS, THE ZODIAK BULL.
      • PERSONALS.
    • TAURUS, THE ZODIAK BULL.
    • PERSONALS.
    • MARCH MISSCELLANY.
      • CANCER, THE ZODIAK KRAB.
      • WANTED BI A MIDDLE AGED MAN.
    • CANCER, THE ZODIAK KRAB.
    • WANTED BI A MIDDLE AGED MAN.
    • APRIL MISSCELLANY.
      • VIRGO, THE ZODIAK VIRGIN.
      • TO KONTRAKTORS.
    • VIRGO, THE ZODIAK VIRGIN.
    • TO KONTRAKTORS.
    • MAY MISSCELLANY.
      • SKORPIO, THE ZODIAK SKORPION.
      • FOUND.
      • ALSO,
    • SKORPIO, THE ZODIAK SKORPION.
    • FOUND.
    • ALSO,
    • JUNE MISSCELLANY.
      • KAPRIKORNUS, THE ZODIAK GOTE.
      • LOST.
    • KAPRIKORNUS, THE ZODIAK GOTE.
    • LOST.
    • JULY MISSCELLANY.
      • PISCES, THE ZODIAK FISHES.
      • EPITAFF.
    • PISCES, THE ZODIAK FISHES.
    • EPITAFF.
    • AUGUST MISSCELLANY.
      • AQUARIUS, THE ZODIAK WATERMAN.
    • AQUARIUS, THE ZODIAK WATERMAN.
    • EDUKASHIONAL.
      • CLASS IN BOTANY STAND UP.
    • CLASS IN BOTANY STAND UP.
    • SEPTEMBER MISSCELLANY.
      • SAGITTARIUS, THE ZODIAK BOMAN.
      • FOR IMMEJIATE ADOPSHUN.
    • SAGITTARIUS, THE ZODIAK BOMAN.
    • FOR IMMEJIATE ADOPSHUN.
    • OCTOBER MISSCELLANY.
      • LIBRA, THE ZODIAK SKALES.
      • THINGS THAT KAN BE DID.
    • LIBRA, THE ZODIAK SKALES.
    • THINGS THAT KAN BE DID.
    • NOVEMBER MISSCELLANY.
      • LEO, THE ZODIAK LION.
      • EXAMININ A PORDUNK VALLEY RALE RODE KONDUKTOR.
    • LEO, THE ZODIAK LION.
    • EXAMININ A PORDUNK VALLEY RALE RODE KONDUKTOR.
    • DECEMBER MISSCELLANY.
      • GEMINI, THE ZODIAK TWINS.
      • CLASS IN METAPHISICKS STAND UP.
    • GEMINI, THE ZODIAK TWINS.
    • CLASS IN METAPHISICKS STAND UP.
    • SIGHNS AND WONDERS FOR THE YEAR 1874.
    • OIL OF KONSOLASHUN.
    • ADAM BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • ZEPHENIAH BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • JEHOSSAPHATT BILLINGS.
      • HIS MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIS MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • MELKISIDEK BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • SOLOMAN BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • DUTERONOMY BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • PORKANBEANS BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • JAMAIKA BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • EKLEEZIASTIKS BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • LUKE BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • NEBUDKENNEZZAR BILLINGS.
      • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIZ MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • MUSHANMILK BILLINGS.
      • HIS MEMORANDUM.
      • MORAL.
    • HIS MEMORANDUM.
    • MORAL.
    • HEAR THE PAPERS TALK!
    • PRIVATE OPINYUNS OV JOSH BILLINGS' FARMER'S ALLMINAX.
    • HONESTY.
      • A KARD.
    • A KARD.
    • GRIT.
      • ARGUMENTS.
    • ARGUMENTS.
    • CHARITY.
      • JESS SO.
    • JESS SO.
    • FUN.
      • HEAR YEE.
    • HEAR YEE.
    • EAZY BOOTS.
      • HITS.
    • HITS.
    • WOMAN.
      • PRIVATE SENTIMENTS.
    • PRIVATE SENTIMENTS.
    • POLITENESS.
      • 2 FAKTS.
    • 2 FAKTS.
    • EGG NOGG.
      • SUM OPINYUNS.
    • SUM OPINYUNS.
    • FAITH.
      • HOW IZ THIS?
    • HOW IZ THIS?
    • EKONEMY.
      • HARK!
    • HARK!
    • HAM, AND EGG.
      • TAKE NOTISS.
    • TAKE NOTISS.
    • THE PISSMIRE.
      • REFLECKSHUNS.
    • REFLECKSHUNS.
    • WHAT THE PAPERS THINK.
    • LATEST NUZE.
    • THE DONKEY.
      • PONDER.
    • PONDER.
    • THE VEGATABEL BITTERS MAN.
      • PAUZE.
    • PAUZE.
    • THE KROW.
      • HOLD!
    • HOLD!
    • THE KROTON BUG.
      • DWELL.
    • DWELL.
    • THE KUNTRY SKOOL MOM.
      • STOP.
    • STOP.
    • THE RED CURRANT
      • REFLEKT
    • REFLEKT
    • THE LITENING ROD MAN.
      • ESPOUSE.
    • ESPOUSE.
    • THE PEACH.
      • DIGEST.
    • DIGEST.
    • THE BUMBLE BEE.
      • DISCUSS.
    • DISCUSS.
    • THE YELLO JACKET.
      • EMBRACE.
    • EMBRACE.
    • THE YANKEE PEDLAR.
      • SEIZE.
    • SEIZE.
    • THE KUNTRY HOSS JOCKEY.
      • DISKOUNT.
    • DISKOUNT.
    • PREVAILING SENTIMENTS OV THE PRESS.
    • SUM ABRUPT LETTERS.
      • BULBS.
    • BULBS.
    • THE ALLIGATOR.
      • DEW DROPS
    • DEW DROPS
    • THE LOAFER.
      • TIT BITS.
    • TIT BITS.
    • ARTIKLES OV FAITH.
    • SHORT REPLYS.
      • SPLINTERS.
    • SPLINTERS.
    • THE SPIDER.
      • DREGS.
    • DREGS.
    • THE MILKSOP.
    • THE MIZER.
      • CHALK MARKS.
    • CHALK MARKS.
    • LAZYNESS.
    • LAFFTER.
      • GIMBLETS.
    • GIMBLETS.
    • THE DUK.
    • THE SANDY HILL CRANE.
      • BLOSSOMS.
    • BLOSSOMS.
    • AN EPISTOL.
      • BUBBLES.
    • BUBBLES.
    • THE OWL.
      • REMNANTS.
    • REMNANTS.
    • TRIALS AND PERSEKUSHUNS OV AN AUTHOR.
    • THE CUCKOO, AND THE JACKDAW.
    • THE JACKDAW.
      • CHIPS.
    • CHIPS.
    • K.
    • L.
    • M.
    • N.
      • SQUIBS.
    • SQUIBS.
    • THE CENTAUR.
      • IMPS.
    • IMPS.
    • THE AUCKSHIONEER.
    • THE OLD MAID.
      • BLISTERS.
    • BLISTERS.
    • INDISKRIMINATE HINTS.
      • WAIFS.
    • WAIFS.
    • TWO LETTERS.
      • BUOYS.
    • BUOYS.
    • THE RHINOSSEROSS AND THE VIOLET.
      • THE VIOLET.
      • UNDERGROWTH.
    • THE VIOLET.
    • UNDERGROWTH.
    • THE BACHELOR.
    • THE QUACK.
    • THE DEAKON.
      • SOLLUM THINGS.
    • SOLLUM THINGS.
    • THE GRASSHOPPER IZ A BURDEN
      • CAMBRIK NEEDLES.
    • CAMBRIK NEEDLES.
    • THE APPLE.
      • FOAM.
    • FOAM.
    • THE AVERAGE BOARDING HOUSE.
      • DUST.
    • DUST.
    • A LONG PARAGRAFF.
      • SEDIMENT.
    • SEDIMENT.
    • THE BOOK CANVASSER.
      • SLUNG SHOT.
    • SLUNG SHOT.
    • THE CHIPMUNK.
      • CRUMBS.
    • CRUMBS.
    • REMARKS.
      • LINT.
    • LINT.
    • THE MUSKEETER.
      • SNOW BALLS.
    • SNOW BALLS.
    • THE BEAN.
      • EXAMINE.
    • EXAMINE.
    • QUESTIONS AND REPLIZE.
    • THE GORRILLA.
      • WEIGH.
    • WEIGH.
    • QUESTIONS, AND ANSWERS.
      • DOUBLETS.
    • DOUBLETS.
    • THE APPLE DUMPLIN.
      • A STATEMENT.
    • A STATEMENT.
    • PUNKIN PI.
      • REMARKS.
    • REMARKS.
    • PERSONALS.
  • ECCENTRICITIES OF GENIUS
    • READ WHAT IS SAID OF IT.
  • THE VOYAGE OF ITHOBAL
    • BY
    • SIR EDWIN ARNOLD
      • EQUAL PARTNERS. By Howard Fielding.
      • DORIS KINGSLEY, Child and Colonist.
      • OLD JED PROUTY (A Narrative of the Penobscot).
      • A MASTER OF FORTUNE, being Further Adventures of "Captain Kettle."
      • THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN KETTLE.
      • THE MULLIGANS. A Novel.
      • NORMAN HOLT, a Story of the Army of the Cumberland.
      • JOHN HENRY, (25th Thousand.)
      • THE KING OF HONEY ISLAND, (45th Thousand.)
      • JOHN WINSLOW.
      • UNDER A LUCKY STAR, a New Book on Astrology.
      • THE WAY OF A MAN WITH A MAID.
      • THE CROSSROADS OF DESTINY, a Story of Chivalry in the Fifteenth Century.
    • EQUAL PARTNERS. By Howard Fielding.
    • DORIS KINGSLEY, Child and Colonist.
    • OLD JED PROUTY (A Narrative of the Penobscot).
    • A MASTER OF FORTUNE, being Further Adventures of "Captain Kettle."
    • THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN KETTLE.
    • THE MULLIGANS. A Novel.
    • NORMAN HOLT, a Story of the Army of the Cumberland.
    • JOHN HENRY, (25th Thousand.)
    • THE KING OF HONEY ISLAND, (45th Thousand.)
    • JOHN WINSLOW.
    • UNDER A LUCKY STAR, a New Book on Astrology.
    • THE WAY OF A MAN WITH A MAID.
    • THE CROSSROADS OF DESTINY, a Story of Chivalry in the Fifteenth Century.
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