The History and Records of the Elephant Club
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The Project Gutenberg eBook, The History and Records of the Elephant Club, by Knight Russ Ockside and Q. K. Philander Doesticks, Illustrated by John McLenan
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The
The
HISTORY AND RECORDS
OF THE
OF THE
ELEPHANT CLUB;
COMPILED FROM AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS NOW IN POSSESSION OF THE
Zoölogical Society.
BY
BY
Knight Russ Ockside, M.D.,
AND
AND
Q.K. Philander Doesticks, P.B.
THIS IS THE VERITABLE AND VERACIOUS HISTORY OF THE DOINGS AND MISDOINGS OF THE MEMBERS OF
THIS IS THE VERITABLE AND VERACIOUS HISTORY OF THE DOINGS AND MISDOINGS OF THE MEMBERS OF
THE ELEPHANT CLUB.
WITH A MINUTE AND PARTICULAR NARRATIVE OF WHAT THEY DID; TO WHICH IS ADDED A COMPLEX AND ELABORATE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT THEY DIDN'T.
CONTAINING ALSO THE EXULTANT RECORD OF THEIR MEMORABLE SUCCESS IN EVENTUALLY OBTAINING, EACH AND EVERY ONE, A SIGHT OF THE ENTIRE AND UNADULTERATED
FROM THE PRIMITIVE HAIR ON HIS ATTENUATED PROBOSCIS, TO THE LAST KINK OF HIS SYMMETRICAL TAIL.
PREFACE.
CONTAINING ALSO THE EXULTANT RECORD OF THEIR MEMORABLE SUCCESS IN EVENTUALLY OBTAINING, EACH AND EVERY ONE, A SIGHT OF THE ENTIRE AND UNADULTERATED
FROM THE PRIMITIVE HAIR ON HIS ATTENUATED PROBOSCIS, TO THE LAST KINK OF HIS SYMMETRICAL TAIL.
PREFACE.
CONTENTS.
HOW THEY MET.
HOW THE CLUB ORGANIZED.
THE ELEPHANTINE DEN.
FIRST DISCOVERIES OF THE CLUB.
FIRST EVENING WITH THE CLUB.
THE COLORED CAMP MEETING.
FURTHER DISCOVERIES.
THE CLUB IN AN UPROAR.
JOHNNY CAKE'S FIRST SPREE.
THE POLICE COURTS.
THE HAMLET NIGHT.
MRS. THROUGHBY DAYLIGHT'S FANCY DRESS JAM.
CONCLUSION.
HOW THEY MET.
HOW THE CLUB ORGANIZED.
THE ELEPHANTINE DEN.
FIRST DISCOVERIES OF THE CLUB.
FIRST EVENING WITH THE CLUB.
THE COLORED CAMP MEETING.
FURTHER DISCOVERIES.
THE CLUB IN AN UPROAR.
JOHNNY CAKE'S FIRST SPREE.
THE POLICE COURTS.
THE HAMLET NIGHT.
MRS. THROUGHBY DAYLIGHT'S FANCY DRESS JAM.
CONCLUSION.
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