Absurd Ditties
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Absurd Ditties

By G. E. Farrow
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  • ABSURD DITTIES
  • ABSURD DITTIES
  • CONTENTS.
  • ABSURD DITTIES.
  • I. THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR.
  • II. THAT OF THE LATE MR. BROWN.
  • III. THAT OF OUR OLD FRIEND BISHOP P.
  • IV. THAT OF CAPTAIN ARCHIBALD McKAN.
  • V. THAT OF MATILDA.
  • VI. THAT OF "DOCTHOR" PATRICK O'DOOLEY.
  • VII. THAT OF MY AUNT BETSY.
  • VIII. THAT OF THE TUCK-SHOP WOMAN.
  • IX. THAT OF S. P. IDERS WEBBE, SOLICITOR.
  • X. THAT OF MONSIEUR ALPHONSE VERT.
  • XI. THAT OF LORD WILLIAM OF PURLEIGH.
  • XII. THAT OF PASHA ABDULLA BEY.
  • XIII. THAT OF ALGERNON CROKER.
  • XIV. THAT OF——?
  • XV. THAT OF THE RIVAL HAIRDRESSERS.
  • XVI. THAT OF THE AUCTIONEER'S DREAM.
  • XVII. THAT OF THE PLAIN COOK.
  • XVIII. THAT OF "8" AND "22."
  • XIX. THAT OF THE HOOLIGAN AND THE PHILANTROPIST.
  • XX. THAT OF THE SOCIALIST AND THE EARL.
  • XXI. THAT OF THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER AND THE SPOOK.
  • XXII. THAT OF THE POET AND THE BUCCANEERS.
  • XXIII. THAT OF THE UNDERGROUND "SULPHUR CURE."
  • XXIV. THAT OF THE FAIRY GRANDMOTHER AND THE COMPANY PROMOTER.
  • XXV. THAT OF THE GEISHA AND THE JAPANESE WARRIOR.
  • XXVI. THAT OF THE INDISCREET HEN AND THE RESOURCEFUL ROOSTER. (An Allegory.)
    • Moral.
  • XXVII. THAT OF A DUEL IN FRANCE.
  • XXVIII. THAT OF THE ASTUTE NOVELIST.
  • XXIX. THAT OF THE ABSENT-MINDED LADY.
  • XXX. THAT OF THE GERMAN BAKER AND THE COOK.
  • XXXI. THAT OF THE CONVERTED CANNIBALS.
  • XXXII. THAT OF A FRUITLESS ENDEAVOUR.
  • XXXIII. THAT OF THE UNFORTUNATE LOVER.
  • XXXIV. THAT OF THE FEMALE GORILLY.
  • XXXV. THAT OF THE ARTIST AND THE MOTOR-CAR. (Tragedy.)
  • XXXVI. THAT OF THE INCONSIDERATE NABOB AND THE LADY WHO DESIRED TO BE A BEGUM.
  • XXXVII. THAT OF DR. FARLEY, M.D., SPECIALIST IN LITTLE TOES.
  • XXXVIII. THAT OF JEREMIAH SCOLES, MISER.
  • XXXIX. THAT OF THE HIGH-SOULED YOUTH.
  • XL. THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR'S LITTLE JOKE AND THE UNFORTUNATE MAN WHO COULD NOT SEE IT.
  • XLI. THAT OF THE LADIES OF ASCENSION ISLAND.
  • XLII. THAT OF THE ARTICULATING SKELETON.
  • XLIII. THAT OF YE LOVE-PHILTRE: AN OLD-ENGLISH LEGEND.
  • XLIV. THAT OF THE BARGAIN SALE.
  • XLV. THAT OF A DECEASED FLY. (A Ballade.)
    • Envoy.
  • EPILOGUE.
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