Toaster's Handbook Jokes, Stories, and Quotations
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Toaster's Handbook Jokes, Stories, and Quotations

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  • TOASTER'S HANDBOOK
  • JOKES, STORIES, AND QUOTATIONS
  • PEGGY EDMUND
  • HAROLD WORKMAN WILLIAMS
  • MARY KATHARINE REELY
    • 1916
  • CONTENTS
  • PREFACE
  • ON THE POSSESSION OF A SENSE OF HUMOR
  • TOASTERS, TOASTMASTERS AND TOASTS
  • TOASTER'S HANDBOOK
    • ABILITY
    • ABOLITION
    • ABSENT-MINDEDNESS
    • ACCIDENTS
    • ACTING
    • ACTORS AND ACTRESSES
    • ADAPTATION
    • ADDRESSES
    • ADVERTISING
    • ADVICE
    • AERONAUTICS
    • AEROPLANES
    • AFTER DINNER SPEECHES
    • AGE
    • AGENTS
    • AGRICULTURE
    • ALARM CLOCKS
    • ALERTNESS
    • ALIBI
    • ALIMONY
    • ALLOWANCES
    • ALTERNATIVES
    • ALTRUISM
    • AMBITION
    • AMERICAN GIRL
    • AMERICANS
    • AMUSEMENTS
    • ANATOMY
    • ANCESTRY
    • ANGER
    • ANNIVERSARIES
    • ANTIDOTES
    • APPEARANCES
    • APPLAUSE
    • ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL
    • ARITHMETIC
    • ARMIES
    • ARMY RATIONS
    • ART
    • ARTISTS
    • ATHLETES
    • ATTENTION
    • AUTHORS
    • AUTOMOBILES
    • AUTOMOBILING
    • AVIATION
    • AVIATORS
    • BABIES
    • BACCALAUREATE SERMONS
    • BACTERIA
    • BADGES
    • BAGGAGE
    • BALDNESS
    • BANKS AND BANKING
    • BAPTISM
    • BAPTISTS
    • BARGAINS
    • BASEBALL
    • BATHS AND BATHING
    • BAZARS
    • BEARDS
    • BEAUTY
    • BEAUTY, PERSONAL
    • BEDS
    • BEER
    • BEES
    • BEETLES
    • BEGGING
    • BETTING
    • BIBLE INTERPRETATION
    • BIGAMY
    • BILLS
    • BIRTHDAYS
    • BLUFFING
    • BLUNDERS
    • BOASTING
    • BONANZAS
    • BOOKKEEPING
    • BOOKS AND READING
    • BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING
    • BOOKWORMS
    • BOOMERANGS
    • BORES
    • BORROWERS
    • BOSSES
    • BOSTON
    • BOXING
    • BOYS
    • BREAKFAST FOODS
    • BREATH
    • BREVITY
    • BRIBERY
    • BRIDES
    • BRIDGE WHIST
    • BROOKLYN
    • BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS
    • BUILDINGS
    • BURGLARS
    • BUSINESS
    • BUSINESS ENTERPRISE
    • BUSINESS ETHICS
    • BUSINESS WOMEN
    • CAMPAIGNS
    • CAMPING
    • CANDIDATES
    • CANNING AND PRESERVING
    • CAPITALISTS
    • CAREFULNESS
    • CARPENTERS
    • CARVING
    • CASTE
    • CATS
    • CAUSE AND EFFECT
    • CAUTION
    • CHAMPAGNE
    • CHARACTER
    • CHARITY
    • CHICAGO
    • CHICKEN STEALING
    • CHILD LABOR
    • CHILDREN
    • CHOICES
    • CHOIRS
    • CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS
    • CHRISTIANS
    • CHRISTMAS GIFTS
    • CHRONOLOGY
    • CHURCH ATTENDANCE
    • CHURCH DISCIPLINE
    • CIRCUS
    • CIVILIZATION
    • CLEANLINESS
    • CLERGY
    • CLIMATE
    • CLOTHING
    • CLUBS
    • COAL DEALERS
    • COEDUCATION
    • COFFEE
    • COINS
    • COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS
    • COLLECTORS AND COLLECTING
    • COLLEGE GRADUATES
    • COLLEGE STUDENTS
    • COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
    • COMMON SENSE
    • COMMUTERS
    • COMPARISONS
    • COMPENSATION
    • COMPETITION
    • COMPLIMENTS
    • COMPOSERS
    • COMPROMISES
    • CONFESSIONS
    • CONGRESS
    • CONGRESSMEN
    • CONSCIENCE
    • CONSEQUENCES
    • CONSIDERATION
    • CONSTANCY
    • CONTRIBUTION BOX
    • CONUNDRUMS
    • CONVERSATION
    • COOKERY
    • COOKS
    • CORNETS
    • CORNS
    • CORPULENCE
    • COSMOPOLITANISM
    • COST OF LIVING
    • COUNTRY LIFE
    • COURAGE
    • COURTESY
    • COURTS
    • COURTSHIP
    • COWARDS
    • COWS
    • CRITICISM
    • CRUELTY
    • CUCUMBERS
    • CULTURE
    • CURFEW
    • CURIOSITY
    • CYCLONES
    • DACHSHUNDS
    • DAMAGES
    • DANCING
    • DEAD BEATS
    • DEBTS
    • DEER
    • DEGREES
    • DEMOCRACY
    • DEMOCRATIC PARTY
    • DENTISTRY
    • DENTISTS
    • DESCRIPTION
    • DESIGN, DECORATIVE
    • DESTINATION
    • DETAILS
    • DETECTIVES
    • DETERMINATION
    • DIAGNOSIS
    • DIET
    • DILEMMAS
    • DINING
    • DIPLOMACY
    • DISCIPLINE
    • DISCOUNTS
    • DISCRETION
    • DISPOSITION
    • DISTANCES
    • DIVORCE
    • DOGS
    • DOMESTIC FINANCE
    • DOMESTIC RELATIONS
    • DRAMA
    • DRAMATIC CRITICISM
    • DRAMATISTS
    • DRESSMAKERS
    • DRINKING
    • DROUGHTS
    • DRUNKARDS
    • DYSPEPSIA
    • ECHOES
    • ECONOMY
    • EDITORS
    • EDUCATION
    • EFFICIENCY
    • EGOTISM
    • ELECTIONS
    • ELECTRICITY
    • EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS
    • EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES
    • ENEMIES
    • ENGLAND
    • ENGLISH LANGUAGE
    • ENGLISHMEN
    • ENTHUSIASM
    • EPITAPHS
    • EPITHETS
    • EQUALITY
    • ERMINE
    • ESCAPES
    • ETHICS
    • ETIQUET
    • EUROPEAN WAR
    • EVIDENCE
    • EXAMINATIONS
    • EXCUSES
    • EXPOSURE
    • EXTORTION
    • EXTRAVAGANCE
    • FAILURES
    • FAITH
    • FAITHFULNESS
    • FAME
    • FAMILIES
    • FAREWELLS
    • FASHION
    • FATE
    • FATHERS
    • FAULTS
    • FEES
    • FEET
    • FIGHTING
    • FINANCE
    • FINGER-BOWLS
    • FIRE DEPARTMENTS
    • FIRE ESCAPES
    • FIRES
    • FIRST AID IN ILLNESS AND INJURY
    • FISH
    • FISHERMEN
    • FISHING
    • FLATS
    • FLATTERY
    • FLIES
    • FLIRTATION
    • FLOWERS
    • FOOD
    • FOOTBALL
    • FORDS
    • FORECASTING
    • FORESIGHT
    • FORGETFULNESS
    • FORTUNE HUNTERS
    • FOUNTAIN PENS
    • FOURTH OF JULY
    • FREAKS
    • FREE THOUGHT
    • FRENCH LANGUAGE
    • FRESHMEN
    • FRIENDS
    • FRIENDS, SOCIETY OF
    • FRIENDSHIP
    • FUN
    • FUNERALS
    • FURNITURE
    • FUTURE LIFE
    • GARDENING
    • GAS STOVES
    • GENEROSITY
    • GENTLEMEN
    • GERMANS
    • GHOSTS
    • GIFTS
    • GLUTTONY
    • GOLF
    • GOOD FELLOWSHIP
    • GOSSIP
    • GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP
    • GOVERNORS
    • GRAFT
    • GRATITUDE
    • GREAT BRITAIN
    • GRIEF
    • GUARANTEES
    • GUESTS
    • HABIT
    • HADES
    • HAPPINESS
    • HARNESSING
    • HARVARD UNIVERSITY
    • HASH
    • HASTE
    • HEALTH RESORTS
    • HEARING
    • HEAVEN
    • HEIRLOOMS
    • HELL
    • HEREDITY
    • HEROES
    • HINTING
    • HOME
    • HOMELINESS
    • HOMESTEADS
    • HONESTY
    • HONOR
    • HOPE
    • HORSES
    • HOSPITALITY
    • HOSTS
    • HOTELS
    • HUNGER
    • HUNTING
    • HURRY
    • HUSBANDS
    • HYBRIDIZATION
    • HYPERBOLE
    • HYPOCRISY
    • IDEALS
    • ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS
    • IMAGINATION
    • IMITATION
    • INFANTS
    • INQUISITIVENESS
    • INSANITY
    • INSPIRATIONS
    • INSTALMENT PLAN
    • INSTRUCTIONS
    • INSURANCE, LIFE
    • INSURANCE BLANKS
    • INSURGENTS
    • INTERVIEWS
    • INVITATIONS
    • IRISH BULLS
    • IRISHMEN
    • IRREVERENCE
    • JEWELS
    • JEWS
    • JOKES
    • JOURNALISM
    • JUDGES
    • JUDGMENT
    • JURY
    • JUSTICE
    • JUVENILE DELINQUENCY
    • KENTUCKY
    • KINDNESS
    • KINGS AND RULERS
    • KISSES
    • KNOWLEDGE
    • KULTUR
    • LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES
    • LADIES
    • LANDLORDS
    • LANGUAGES
    • LAUGHTER
    • LAW
    • LAWYERS
    • LAZINESS
    • LEAP YEAR
    • LEGISLATORS
    • LIARS
    • LIBERTY
    • LIBRARIANS
    • LIFE
    • LISPING
    • LOST AND FOUND
    • LOVE
    • LOYALTY
    • LUCK
    • MAINE
    • MAKING GOOD
    • MALARIA
    • MARKS(WO)MANSHIP
    • MARRIAGE
    • MARRIAGE FEES
    • MATHEMATICS
    • MATRIMONY
    • MEASURING INSTRUMENTS
    • MEDICAL INSPECTION OF SCHOOLS
    • MEDICINE
    • MEEKNESS
    • MEMORIALS
    • MEMORY
    • MEN
    • MESSAGES
    • METAPHOR
    • MICE
    • MIDDLE CLASSES
    • MILITANTS
    • MILITARY DISCIPLINE
    • MILLINERS
    • MILLIONAIRES
    • MINORITIES
    • MISERS
    • MISSIONARIES
    • MISSIONS
    • MISTAKEN IDENTITY
    • MOLLYCODDLES
    • MONEY
    • MORAL EDUCATION
    • MOSQUITOES
    • MOTHERS
    • MOTHERS-IN-LAW
    • MOTORCYCLES
    • MOUNTAINS
    • MOVING PICTURES
    • MUCK-RAKING
    • MULES
    • MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT
    • MUSEUMS
    • MUSIC
    • MUSICIANS
    • NAMES, PERSONAL
    • NATIVES
    • NATURE LOVERS
    • NAVIGATION
    • NEATNESS
    • NEGROES
    • NEIGHBORS
    • NEW JERSEY
    • NEW YORK CITY
    • NEWS
    • NEWSPAPERS
    • OBESITY
    • OBITUARIES
    • OBSERVATION
    • OCCUPATIONS
    • OCEAN
    • OFFICE BOYS
    • OFFICE-SEEKERS
    • OLD AGE
    • OLD MASTERS
    • ONIONS
    • OPERA
    • OPPORTUNITY
    • OPTIMISM
    • ORATORS
    • OUTDOOR LIFE
    • PAINTING
    • PAINTINGS
    • PANICS
    • PARENTS
    • PARROTS
    • PARTNERSHIP
    • PASSWORDS
    • PATIENCE
    • PATRIOTISM
    • PENSIONS
    • PESSIMISM
    • PHILADELPHIA
    • PHILANTHROPISTS
    • PHILOSOPHY
    • PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS
    • PICKPOCKETS
    • PINS
    • PITTSBURG
    • PLAY
    • PLEASURE
    • POETRY
    • POETS
    • POLICE
    • POLITENESS
    • POLITICAL PARTIES
    • POLITICIANS
    • POLITICS
    • POVERTY
    • PRAISE
    • PRAYER MEETINGS
    • PRAYERS
    • PREACHING
    • PRESCRIPTIONS
    • PRESENCE OF MIND
    • PRINTERS
    • PRISONS
    • PRODIGALS
    • PROFANITY
    • PROHIBITION
    • PROMOTING
    • PROMOTION
    • PROMPTNESS
    • PRONUNCIATION
    • PROPORTION
    • PROPOSALS
    • PROPRIETY
    • PROSPERITY
    • PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH
    • PROTESTANTS
    • PROVIDENCE
    • PROVINCIALISM
    • PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATIONS
    • PUBLIC SPEAKERS
    • PUNISHMENT
    • PUNS
    • PURE FOOD
    • QUARRELS
    • QUESTIONS
    • QUOTATIONS
    • RACE PREJUDICES
    • RACE PRIDE
    • RACE SUICIDE
    • RACES
    • RAILROADS
    • RAPID TRANSIT
    • READING
    • REAL ESTATE AGENTS
    • REALISM
    • RECALL
    • RECOMMENDATIONS
    • RECONCILIATIONS
    • REFORMERS
    • REGRETS
    • REHEARSALS
    • RELATIVES
    • RELIGIONS
    • REMEDIES
    • REMINDERS
    • REPARTEE
    • REPORTING
    • REPUBLICAN PARTY
    • REPUTATION
    • RESEMBLANCES
    • RESIGNATION
    • RESPECTABILITY
    • REST CURE
    • RETALIATION
    • REVOLUTIONS
    • REWARDS
    • RHEUMATISM
    • ROADS
    • ROASTS
    • ROOSEVELT, THEODORE
    • SALARIES
    • SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP
    • SALOONS
    • SALVATION
    • SAVING
    • SCANDAL
    • SCHOLARSHIP
    • SCHOOLS
    • SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT
    • SCOTCH, THE
    • SEASICKNESS
    • SEASONS
    • SENATORS
    • SENSE OF HUMOR
    • SENTRIES
    • SERMONS
    • SERVANTS
    • SHOPPING
    • SHYNESS
    • SIGNS
    • SILENCE
    • SIN
    • SINGERS
    • SKATING
    • SKY-SCRAPERS
    • SLEEP
    • SMILES
    • SMOKING
    • SNEEZING
    • SNOBBERY
    • SNORING
    • SOCIALISTS
    • SOCIETY
    • SOLECISMS
    • SONS
    • SOUVENIRS
    • SPECULATION
    • SPEED
    • SPINSTERS
    • SPITE
    • SPRING
    • STAMMERING
    • STATESMEN
    • STATISTICS
    • STEAK
    • STEAM
    • STEAMSHIPS AND STEAMBOATS
    • STENOGRAPHERS
    • STOCK BROKERS
    • STRATEGY
    • SUBWAYS
    • SUCCESS
    • SUFFRAGETTES
    • SUICIDE
    • SUMMER RESORTS
    • SUNDAY
    • SUNDAY SCHOOLS
    • SUPERSTITION
    • SURPRISE
    • SWIMMERS
    • SYMPATHY
    • SYNONYMS
    • TABLE MANNERS
    • TACT
    • TAFT, WILLIAM HOWARD
    • TALENT
    • TALKERS
    • TARDINESS
    • TARIFF
    • TASTE
    • TEACHERS
    • TEARS
    • TEETH
    • TELEPHONE
    • TEMPER
    • TEMPERANCE
    • TEXAS
    • TEXTS
    • THEATER
    • THIEVES
    • THIN PEOPLE
    • THRIFT
    • TIDES
    • TIME
    • TIPS
    • TITLES OF HONOR AND NOBILITY
    • TOASTS
    • TOBACCO
    • TOURISTS
    • TRADE UNIONS
    • TRAMPS
    • TRANSMUTATION
    • TRAVELERS
    • TREASON
    • TREES
    • TRIGONOMETRY
    • TROUBLE
    • TRUSTS
    • TRUTH
    • TURKEYS
    • TUTORS
    • TWINS
    • UMBRELLAS
    • VALUE
    • VANITY
    • VERSATILITY
    • VOICE
    • WAGES
    • WAITERS
    • WAR
    • WARNINGS
    • WASHINGTON, GEORGE
    • WASPS
    • WASTE
    • WEALTH
    • WEATHER
    • WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES
    • WEDDING PRESENTS
    • WEDDINGS
    • WEIGHTS AND MEASURES
    • WELCOMES
    • WEST, THE
    • WHISKY
    • WHISKY BREATH
    • WIDOWS
    • WIND
    • WINDFALLS
    • WINE
    • WISHES
    • WITNESSES
    • WIVES
    • WOMAN
    • WOMAN SUFFRAGE
    • WOMEN'S CLUBS
    • WORDS
    • WORK
    • WORMS
    • YALE UNIVERSITY
    • YONKERS
    • "YOU"
    • ZONES
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