Mr. Punch's After-Dinner Stories
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Mr. Punch's After-Dinner Stories

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  • TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE.
    • PUNCH LIBRARY OF HUMOUR
  • MR. PUNCH'S AFTER-DINNER STORIES
  • MR. PUNCH'S AFTER-DINNER STORIES
    • WITH 155 ILLUSTRATIONS
      • BY
        • THE PROPRIETORS OF "PUNCH"
      • THE PROPRIETORS OF "PUNCH"
      • THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO. LTD.
      • The Punch Library of Humour
    • BY
      • THE PROPRIETORS OF "PUNCH"
    • THE PROPRIETORS OF "PUNCH"
    • THE EDUCATIONAL BOOK CO. LTD.
    • The Punch Library of Humour
    • POST-PRANDIAL WIT
    • MR. PUNCH'S AFTER-DINNER STORIES
    • RICE AND PRUNES
      • Never Speak in a Hurry
      • "WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE"
        • EFFECT OF GOOD CHEER ON OPPOSITE TEMPERAMENTS
        • At the Celestial Restaurant
      • EFFECT OF GOOD CHEER ON OPPOSITE TEMPERAMENTS
      • At the Celestial Restaurant
    • Never Speak in a Hurry
    • "WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE"
      • EFFECT OF GOOD CHEER ON OPPOSITE TEMPERAMENTS
      • At the Celestial Restaurant
    • EFFECT OF GOOD CHEER ON OPPOSITE TEMPERAMENTS
    • At the Celestial Restaurant
    • THE VERB TO DINE
      • Present Tense
        • Imperfect Tense
        • Future Tense
        • Perfect Tense
        • Subjunctive Present
        • Subjunctive Imperfect
        • Imperative
        • Infinitive
      • Imperfect Tense
      • Future Tense
      • Perfect Tense
      • Subjunctive Present
      • Subjunctive Imperfect
      • Imperative
      • Infinitive
      • DISCUSSING AN ABSENT FRIEND
      • "IN CONFIDENCE"
    • Present Tense
      • Imperfect Tense
      • Future Tense
      • Perfect Tense
      • Subjunctive Present
      • Subjunctive Imperfect
      • Imperative
      • Infinitive
    • Imperfect Tense
    • Future Tense
    • Perfect Tense
    • Subjunctive Present
    • Subjunctive Imperfect
    • Imperative
    • Infinitive
    • DISCUSSING AN ABSENT FRIEND
    • "IN CONFIDENCE"
    • SPECIMENS OF MR. PUNCH'S SIGNATURES!
      • A SALVE FOR THE CONSCIENCE
      • FELICITOUS QUOTATION
      • PRICE FOR AGE
      • FLUNKEIANA
      • CONCLUSIVE
    • A SALVE FOR THE CONSCIENCE
    • FELICITOUS QUOTATION
    • PRICE FOR AGE
    • FLUNKEIANA
    • CONCLUSIVE
    • RAMBLING RONDEAUX
      • Sufficient Excuse
      • CANDID!
        • Guests to be Avoided
        • Sectarian
      • Guests to be Avoided
      • Sectarian
      • "TO PUT IT BROADLY"
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
      • A DILEMMA
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
      • THE RULING PASSION STRONG AT DINNER
    • Sufficient Excuse
    • CANDID!
      • Guests to be Avoided
      • Sectarian
    • Guests to be Avoided
    • Sectarian
    • "TO PUT IT BROADLY"
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • A DILEMMA
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • THE RULING PASSION STRONG AT DINNER
    • CAUSE AND EFFECT
    • A LITTLE DINNER OF THE FUTURE
      • A BIG ORDER
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE EXPRESSED OTHERWISE
    • A BIG ORDER
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE EXPRESSED OTHERWISE
    • PROVERBS FOR BALL AND DINNER GIVERS
    • THE SIGH OF THE SEASON
    • DINNER PLATITUDES
    • ODE TO A DINNER-GONG
      • A PIOUS FRAUD!
      • IN THE DAYS OF THE CRINOLINE—DINING UNDER DIFFICULTIES
      • INNOCENTS IN THE CITY
    • A PIOUS FRAUD!
    • IN THE DAYS OF THE CRINOLINE—DINING UNDER DIFFICULTIES
    • INNOCENTS IN THE CITY
    • DINNERS AND DINERS
      • II.
        • The Business of Pleasure
      • The Business of Pleasure
      • SYMPATHETIC
      • TRIUMPHS OF THE FUNNY MAN
      • OVERHEARD AT A CITY RESTAURANT
      • IRRESISTIBLE
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
      • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • II.
      • The Business of Pleasure
    • The Business of Pleasure
    • SYMPATHETIC
    • TRIUMPHS OF THE FUNNY MAN
    • OVERHEARD AT A CITY RESTAURANT
    • IRRESISTIBLE
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
    • AFTER-DINNER SPEECHES
      • SCENE—CHOP-HOUSE
        • At the Cric-Crac Restaurant
        • An Oversight!
      • At the Cric-Crac Restaurant
      • An Oversight!
      • A REBUKE
      • CAUTION
      • A BORN ORATOR (IN THE EAST)
    • SCENE—CHOP-HOUSE
      • At the Cric-Crac Restaurant
      • An Oversight!
    • At the Cric-Crac Restaurant
    • An Oversight!
    • A REBUKE
    • CAUTION
    • A BORN ORATOR (IN THE EAST)
    • THE DINNER CHAIRMAN'S VADE MECUM
      • REASSURING
      • BREAKING THE ICE
      • THE WAY WE LIVE NOW
      • THE FIRST ASPARAGUS OF THE SEASON
      • THE GENIAL SEASON
    • REASSURING
    • BREAKING THE ICE
    • THE WAY WE LIVE NOW
    • THE FIRST ASPARAGUS OF THE SEASON
    • THE GENIAL SEASON
    • A WAITER'S WARNING
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
      • FREAKS OF NATURE
      • A NEW DISH
      • ALARMING SYMPTOMS AFTER EATING BOILED BEEF AND GOOSEBERRY PIE
      • BROWN AND JONES OVER THEIR WINE
      • HEAVY
      • HORRIBLE SUSPICION
      • SELF-EXAMINATION
      • "MELTING!"
      • "PLEASE TO REMEMBER THE WAITER"
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • FREAKS OF NATURE
    • A NEW DISH
    • ALARMING SYMPTOMS AFTER EATING BOILED BEEF AND GOOSEBERRY PIE
    • BROWN AND JONES OVER THEIR WINE
    • HEAVY
    • HORRIBLE SUSPICION
    • SELF-EXAMINATION
    • "MELTING!"
    • "PLEASE TO REMEMBER THE WAITER"
    • DRINKING SCENE OF THE FUTURE
      • A PERSONAL GRIEVANCE
      • STUDIES IN ANIMAL LIFE
    • A PERSONAL GRIEVANCE
    • STUDIES IN ANIMAL LIFE
    • DINING AL FRESCO
    • THE MENU A LA MODE
      • SMALL SOCIAL AGONIES
    • SMALL SOCIAL AGONIES
    • THE DIRGE OF THE DINER
    • THE ECONOMICS OF SMOKING
    • PROVERBS FOR TABLE
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • SPRING-CLEANING.
      • GRAND BURNS' FESTIVAL—BROWN ENTERTAINS HIS FRIEND WI' A HAGGIS!
        • DISCLAIMER BY A DINER-OUT
        • Sympathy
      • DISCLAIMER BY A DINER-OUT
      • Sympathy
      • "CRAMMING"
      • SEASONABLE LUXURY
      • COMING OUT AS A CONVERSATIONALIST
      • AN AFFECTIONATE HUSBAND
      • AN AWFUL CRAMMER
      • THE BETTING EVIL.
      • NOT VERY LIKELY
      • FIGURATIVE
      • BEWILDERING
      • "ON THE FACE OF IT"
      • "ALL THE DIFFERENCE"
      • THE NICE LITTLE DINNER
      • TOO LITERAL BY HALF
      • SAFEST WAY OF TAKING A LADY DOWN TO DINNER
      • SAT UPON
      • IN DESPERATE STRAITS
      • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
      • "NOT QUITE THE CHEESE!"
      • THE END
    • GRAND BURNS' FESTIVAL—BROWN ENTERTAINS HIS FRIEND WI' A HAGGIS!
      • DISCLAIMER BY A DINER-OUT
      • Sympathy
    • DISCLAIMER BY A DINER-OUT
    • Sympathy
    • "CRAMMING"
    • SEASONABLE LUXURY
    • COMING OUT AS A CONVERSATIONALIST
    • AN AFFECTIONATE HUSBAND
    • AN AWFUL CRAMMER
    • THE BETTING EVIL.
    • NOT VERY LIKELY
    • FIGURATIVE
    • BEWILDERING
    • "ON THE FACE OF IT"
    • "ALL THE DIFFERENCE"
    • THE NICE LITTLE DINNER
    • TOO LITERAL BY HALF
    • SAFEST WAY OF TAKING A LADY DOWN TO DINNER
    • SAT UPON
    • IN DESPERATE STRAITS
    • THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID
    • "NOT QUITE THE CHEESE!"
    • THE END
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