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'Abe' Lincoln's Anecdotes and Stories A Collection of the Best Stories told by Lincoln which made him famous as America's Best Story Teller

By Abraham Lincoln

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"ABE" LINCOLN'S ANECDOTES AND STORIES
"ABE" LINCOLN'S ANECDOTES AND STORIES
- A FUN-LOVING AND HUMOR-LOVING MAN
- MATRIMONIAL ADVICE
- A SLOW HORSE
- A VAIN GENERAL
- HAD CONFIDENCE IN HIM—"BUT"—
- HARDTACK BETTER THAN GENERALS
- DOUGLAS HELD LINCOLN'S HAT
- HIS PASSES TO RICHMOND NOT HONORED
- LINCOLN AS A DANCER
- LOVED SOLDIERS' HUMOR
- WANTED TO "BORROW" THE ARMY
- "FIXED UP" A BIT FOR THE "CITY FOLKS"
- "FIND OUT FOR YOURSELVES"
- COLD MOLASSES WAS SWIFTER
- "DON'T KILL HIM WITH YOUR FIST"
- "AND—HERE I AM!"
- PRAISES HIS RIVAL FOR OFFICE
- HAD TO WAIT FOR HIM
- MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT, ANYWAY
- SORRY FOR THE HORSES
- NOISE LIKE A TURNIP
- LET SIX SKUNKS GO
- ONE THING "ABE" DIDN'T LOVE
- THE MAN HE WAS LOOKING FOR
- WANTED STANTON SPANKED
- SIX FEET FOUR AT SEVENTEEN
- JUST LIKE SEWARD
- "ABE" GOT THE WORST OF IT
- HE "SET 'EM UP"
- GOD WITH A LITTLE "g"
- WHAT AILED THE BOYS
- "MAJOR-GENERAL, I RECKON"
- IT TICKLED THE LITTLE WOMAN
- HE'D SEE IT AGAIN
- SURE CURE FOR BOILS
- JUSTICE vs. NUMBERS
- LINCOLN SAW STANTON ABOUT IT
- SLEEP STANDING UP
- "ABE'S" LITTLE JOKE
- HOW "FIGHTING JOE" WAS APPOINTED
- NO OTHERS LIKE THEM
- THE DANDY AND THE BOYS
- BOAT HAD TO STOP
- RAN AWAY WHEN VICTORIOUS
- HE "SKEWED" THE LINE
- "HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS PLACE?"
- HELL A MILE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
- 'TWAS "MOVING DAY"
- "ABE'S" HAIR NEEDED COMBING
- RIGHT FOR ONCE, ANYHOW
- "SMELT NO ROYALTY IN OUR CARRIAGE"
- SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
- REMINDED HIM OF "A LITTLE STORY"
- BIG ENOUGH HOG FOR HIM
- HOW "JAKE" GOT AWAY
- "ABE" RESENTED THE INSULT
- STORIES BETTER THAN DOCTORS
- "ALL SICKER'N YOUR MAN"
- "DID YE ASK MORRISSEY YET?"
- LINCOLN ASKED TO BE SHOT
- HE COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE COLONEL
- HE LOVED A GOOD STORY
- THE DEAD MAN SPOKE
- LINCOLN PRONOUNCED THIS STORY FUNNY
- "PLOUGH ALL 'ROUND HIM"
- "I'VE LOST MY APPLE"
- LINCOLN'S APOLOGY TO GRANT
- A USELESS DOG
- HE'D RUIN ALL THE OTHER CONVICTS
- IT WAS UP-HILL WORK
- HIS "GLASS HACK"
- COULD LICK ANY MAN IN THE CROWD
- NO DEATHS IN HIS HOUSE
- LINCOLN'S NAME FOR "WEEPING WATER"
- EASIER TO EMPTY THE POTOMAC
- A "FREE FOR ALL"
- THE OTHER ONE WAS WORSE
- COULD MAKE "RABBIT-TRACKS"
- PETER CARTWRIGHT'S DESCRIPTION OF LINCOLN
- WISHED THE ARMY CHARGED LIKE THAT
- "UNCLE ABRAHAM" HAD EVERYTHING READY
- DIDN'T TRUST THE COURT
- "TAD" GOT HIS DOLLAR
- ROUGH ON THE NEGRO
- "LONG ABE'S" FEET "PROTRUDED OVER"
- "I'D A BEEN MISSED BY MYSE'F"
- LOST HIS CERTIFICATE OF CHARACTER
- THE CASE OF BETSY ANN DOUGHERTY
- "FOOLING" THE PEOPLE
- HER ONLY IMPERFECTION
- HE "BROKE" TO WIN
- "BAP." McNABB'S ROOSTER
- LINCOLN'S FIRST SPEECH
- TOO MANY PIGS FOR THE TEATS
- MORE PEGS THAN HOLES
- FEW, BUT BOISTEROUS
- THE PRESIDENTIAL "CHIN-FLY"
- "WEBSTER COULDN'T HAVE DONE MORE"
- LONG AND SHORT OF IT
- 'SQUIRE BAGLY'S PRECEDENT
- TOM CORWIN'S LATEST STORY
- THE CABINET WAS A-SETTIN'
- "MASSA LINKUM LIKE DE LORD!"
- A BULLET THROUGH HIS HAT
- THE GENERAL WAS "HEADED IN"
- "MIXING" AND "MINGLING"
- WANTED TO BURN HIM DOWN TO THE STUMP
- CHALLENGED ALL COMERS
- WITHDREW THE COLT
- SWEET, BUT MILD REVENGE
- "CATCH 'EM AND CHEAT 'EM"
- A JURYMAN'S SCORN
- "TAD" INTRODUCES "OUR FRIENDS"
- STOOD UP THE LONGEST
- ADMIRED THE STRONG MAN
- SAVED LINCOLN'S LIFE
- WOULD BLOW THEM TO H——.
- "I CAN STAND IT IF THEY CAN"
- A MORTIFYING EXPERIENCE
- GRANT HELD ON ALL THE TIME
- EVERY LITTLE HELPED
- KEPT UP THE ARGUMENT
- THOUGHT OF LEARNING A TRADE
- THE SAME OLD RUM
- COULDN'T LET GO THE HOG
- HIS KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN NATURE
- TOOK NOTHING BUT MONEY
- CREDITOR PAID DEBTOR'S DEBT
- CONSCRIPTING DEAD MEN
- MAJOR ANDERSON'S BAD MEMORY
- SETTLED OUT OF COURT
- NO VANDERBILT
- LINCOLN MISTAKEN FOR ONCE
- "DONE WITH THE BIBLE"
- SATISFACTION TO THE SOUL
- HIS TEETH CHATTERED
- PROFANITY AS A SAFETY-VALVE
- A STAGE-COACH STORY
- SENTINEL OBEYED ORDERS
- "WUZ GOIN' TER BE 'HITCHED'"

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