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- THE IDIOT
- AUTHOR OF "COFFEE AND REPARTEE" "THE WATER GHOST, AND OTHERS" "THREE WEEKS IN POLITICS" ETC.
- ILLUSTRATED
- NEW YORK HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS 1895
- Copyright, 1895, by Harper & Brothers
- All rights reserved.
- TO WILLIAM K. OTIS
- CONTENTS
- ILLUSTRATIONS
- THE IDIOT
- I
- "THE NUISANCE OF HAVING TO PAY"
- "SHE COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ABOARD AGAIN"
- II
- "CERTAINLY. I ASKED FOR ANOTHER CUP"
- "DEMANDS TICKETS FOR TWO"
- III
- "THEY ARE GIVEN TO REHEARSING AT ALL HOURS"
- "'HA! HA! I HAVE HIM NOW!'"
- IV
- "HAS YOUR FRIEND COMPLETED HIS ARTICLE ON OLD JOKES?"
- THEY DEPARTED
- V
- "YOU FISH ALL DAY, AND HAVE NO LUCK"
- HE COULD BE HEARD THROWING THINGS ABOUT
- VI
- "HE WAS NOT MURDERED"
- "SUPERINTENDENT SMITHERS HAS NOT ABSCONDED"
- VII
- THE INSPIRED BOARDER PAID HIS BILL
- "I KNOW YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE"
- VIII
- "YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF HEARD IN SAN FRANCISCO"
- THE PROPHETOGRAPH
- IX
- "I GRASPED IT IN MY TWO HANDS"
- "PIANO-PLAYING ISN'T ALWAYS MUSIC"
- X
- "THE MOON ITSELF WILL BE USED"
- "DECLINES TO BE RIDDEN"
- XI
- "THE BIBLIOMANIAC WOULD BE RAISING BULBS"
- "DIDN'T KNOW ENOUGH TO CHOOSE HIS OWN FACE"
- XII
- "JANITORS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO"
- "MY ELOQUENCE FLOATED UP THE AIR-SHAFT"
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