The Idiot
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The Idiot

By John Kendrick Bangs
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  • THE IDIOT
  • AUTHOR OF "COFFEE AND REPARTEE" "THE WATER GHOST, AND OTHERS" "THREE WEEKS IN POLITICS" ETC.
    • ILLUSTRATED
    • NEW YORK HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS 1895
    • Copyright, 1895, by Harper & Brothers
    • All rights reserved.
    • TO WILLIAM K. OTIS
  • CONTENTS
  • ILLUSTRATIONS
  • THE IDIOT
  • I
    • "THE NUISANCE OF HAVING TO PAY"
    • "SHE COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ABOARD AGAIN"
  • II
    • "CERTAINLY. I ASKED FOR ANOTHER CUP"
    • "DEMANDS TICKETS FOR TWO"
  • III
    • "THEY ARE GIVEN TO REHEARSING AT ALL HOURS"
    • "'HA! HA! I HAVE HIM NOW!'"
  • IV
    • "HAS YOUR FRIEND COMPLETED HIS ARTICLE ON OLD JOKES?"
    • THEY DEPARTED
  • V
    • "YOU FISH ALL DAY, AND HAVE NO LUCK"
    • HE COULD BE HEARD THROWING THINGS ABOUT
  • VI
    • "HE WAS NOT MURDERED"
    • "SUPERINTENDENT SMITHERS HAS NOT ABSCONDED"
  • VII
    • THE INSPIRED BOARDER PAID HIS BILL
    • "I KNOW YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE"
  • VIII
    • "YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF HEARD IN SAN FRANCISCO"
    • THE PROPHETOGRAPH
  • IX
    • "I GRASPED IT IN MY TWO HANDS"
    • "PIANO-PLAYING ISN'T ALWAYS MUSIC"
  • X
    • "THE MOON ITSELF WILL BE USED"
    • "DECLINES TO BE RIDDEN"
  • XI
    • "THE BIBLIOMANIAC WOULD BE RAISING BULBS"
    • "DIDN'T KNOW ENOUGH TO CHOOSE HIS OWN FACE"
  • XII
    • "JANITORS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO"
    • "MY ELOQUENCE FLOATED UP THE AIR-SHAFT"
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