The United States of Air
Jens Porup
Literature & Fiction
The United States of Air
Free
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The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...



Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.



When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder—but what he finds out shakes his faith.



Will he ever be able to eat air again? 

Language
English
ISBN
978-0-9880069-5-9
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Twenty-One
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Twenty-Seven
Twenty-Seven and Ninety-Eight One-Hundredths
Twenty-Eight
A Favor
About the Author
Also by J.M. Porup
Acknowledgments
Excerpt from A Terrorist Converts: How I Learned to Stop Hating America
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