The United States of Air
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The United States of Air

By Jens Porup
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Book Description

The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...



Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.



When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder—but what he finds out shakes his faith.



Will he ever be able to eat air again? 

Table of Contents
  • One
  • Two
  • Three
  • Four
  • Five
  • Six
  • Seven
  • Eight
  • Nine
  • Ten
  • Eleven
  • Twelve
  • Thirteen
  • Thirteen and a Half
  • Fourteen
  • Fifteen
  • Sixteen
  • Seventeen
  • Seventeen and Five-Eighths
  • Eighteen
  • Nineteen
  • Twenty
  • Twenty-One
  • Twenty-Two
  • Twenty-Three
  • Twenty-Four
  • Twenty-Five
  • Twenty-Six
  • Twenty-Seven
  • Twenty-Seven and Ninety-Eight One-Hundredths
  • Twenty-Eight
  • A Favor
  • About the Author
  • Also by J.M. Porup
  • Acknowledgments
  • Excerpt from A Terrorist Converts: How I Learned to Stop Hating America
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