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Witty Pieces by Witty People A collection of the funniest sayings, best jokes, laughable anecdotes, mirthful stories, etc., extant
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- WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE
- AT PLAY.
- WITTY PIECES BY WITTY PEOPLE.
- A COLLECTION
- MR. AND MRS. BOWSER.
- The Former Decides to Give a Progressive Euchre Party.
- Reasonable.
- Few Things Boston Girls Don't Know.
- Saved His Honor.
- A Bricklayer.
- A Business Term.
- NOW SHE IS THIN AND HE IS FAT.
- The Wonderful Case of the Mullenhausers, Who Bathed at Coney Island.
- Was Qualified.
- Where They Might Economize.
- Just Why.
- She Knew One When She Saw It.
- An Incentive to Study.
- Connoisseurs.
- THE LIMEKILN CLUB.
- How Major Drawbar Jones Escaped Expulsion on Serious Charges.
- A Good Trade.
- A Poetical Cook.
- Knowledge Is Power.
- A Good Reason for Stopping a Newspaper.
- With Interest.
- Three Periods of Love.
- Where Hens Are Useful.
- Not so Mad After All.
- Practical Theology.
- How it Affects Them.
- Cheap Postage.
- A MODEST TALE.
- It Is Cheerfully Told by a Georgia Munchausen.
- Hugging the Shore.
- A Night of Terror.
- Where the Gold Comes From.
- His Cure for Sleeplessness.
- Hard to Believe.
- AFTER A CLEW.
- Methods of the Modern Detective Illustrated by a Small Incident.
- Two of a Kind.
- A Change of Manœuver.
- The Latest Style.
- Certainly.
- Knew All the Ladies.
- The Collar Line.
- A Foregone Conclusion.
- A Simple Fish Story.
- An Unwelcome Invention.
- No Balm on Sunday.
- An Explanation.
- She Could Smell It.
- Offended.
- Journalistic Comprehensiveness.
- A Fatal Mistake.
- Successful Speculation.
- Her Business.
- Burdette on Womankind.
- It Was a Bad Mixing Up.
- Last Year's Trouble.
- At the Ball.
- A Thrilling Social Episode.
- THE IRISH WIDOW.
- Mrs. Magoogin's Promised Donation to the World's Fair Committee.
- His Awful Confession.
- An Accommodating Boss.
- High Up.
- Her Perennial Experiences.
- "Kin a Quack Move?"
- Sleeping With the Baby.
- Out of Practice.
- What it Did.
- As He Knew Them.
- Needs an Amendment.
- THE IRISH WIDOW.
- Mrs. Magoogin Discusses a Proposed Trip to Paris.
- Lived on Water.
- Unpatriotic.
- She Knew the Vegetable.
- The Wisdom of Babes.
- A Cutting Remark.
- Their First Season.
- The Rascal Responded Promptly.
- Reveries of the Season.
- Not So Tough as That.
- She Considered it a Deliberate Insult.
- MR. BOWSER ON DECK ONCE MORE.
- He Delivers a Lecture Upon the Carelessness of Women.
- Both in Hard Luck.
- He Got There All the Same.
- The Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth.
- Willing to Pay in Trade.
- Here Again.
- A Substitute.
- Wrong Train.
- An Unreliable Symptom.
- A Financial Solomon.
- Four Too Many.
- Too Much of a Denial.
- A Puzzled Celt.
- A Suitable Adviser.
- Broke In.
- Dog Days.
- The Firm Schoolmistress.
- At the London Law Courts.
- The Pensive Maiden.
- Our Cunning Kids.
- He Was.
- HE WAS ONERY BUT INNOCENT.
- No Evidence to Convict Thomas of Stealing the Hog.
- Not in His Line.
- Outwitted.
- The Reason.
- A Sense of Safety.
- New England Courtship as it Was and Is.
- Trotters' Rival.
- Everything in Its Place.
- MAKING A HIT.
- A Consolation.
- It Was Perfumed.
- Quite Sure.
- Only a Matter of Form.
- Weighed Down.
- Quite a Different Thing.
- A Negro Who Doesn't Like Chicago Manners.
- Too Late Even for Lecocq.
- MR. BOWSER AS A WHITEWASHER.
- He Is Not a Howling Success at Inside Decorating.
- The Latest About Kissing.
- Conclusive.
- THE HONEYMOON.
- The Sly Way in Which Prohibition Works.
- His Last Resort.
- How She Told the Latest Joke.
- On General Principles.
- His First Shave.
- Two Kinds of Accompaniment.
- A Sure Sign.
- A Fair Estimate.
- Didn't Intend to Hit Him.
- Eager for Absorption.
- MR. BOWSER IN THE COUNTRY.
- He Enjoys Fresh Air and Mosquitoes to His Heart's Content—His Original Method of Milking Not Indorsed by the Cow.
- The Hard Luck of Some People.
- A Disastrous Clerical Error.
- His Complexion Was Against Him.
- The Difference.
- Sir Wilfred Lawson's Story.
- Expected It.
- Truth in Absence.
- Another Kind of Habit.
- Family Loyalty.
- Not Related.
- One of Chauncey's Latest.
- But They Read of It.
- Oklahoma Hotel Rules
- Electricity Will Do Away With All This.
- A Bitter Reflection.
- A Mistake at Table.
- Answering the Question.
- How Appearances Deceive.
- One Idea of It.
- A Truthful Statement.
- A Controlling Feature.
- A Jersey Idyl.
- A Point Usually Overlooked.
- Still Alive.
- Devoted Admirers, Both.
- A New Definition of a Bobtail Flush.
- She Wasn't Posted.
- Very Necessary.
- A Righteous Judge.
- A Family Peculiarity.
- Taking One Too Literally.
- Had No Regrets.
- About to Strike Dead Luck.
- March Winds.
- Reconciliation.
- Confiding.
- A Nun-Like Girl and Her Mischievous Friend.
- Very Serious.
- A WOMAN AT BANK.
- The Trouble she gives the Receiving Teller.
- An Effective Mule Invigorator.
- He Got the Trousers.
- A Curiosity.
- Clean in the Faith.
- A Large Party.
- MRS. FLYNN AND THE GOAT.
- The Lady's Stirring Narrative, with Spring Lamb Trimmings.
- Sam Wellerisms.
- Accounting for the Edition.
- Twenty-five Cents Ahead.
- Not Very Flattering.
- Two Kinds of Bands.
- It Hurt His Feelings.
- Young Man of Killarney.
- THE ELIXIR OF LIFE.—By H. C. R.
- Just Discovered.
- A Blush Absorber.
- An Unpardonable Error.
- Too Dangerous.
- Times Have Changed.
- From the Oklahoma "Snorter."
- Herr Yager on the Marriage Question.
- Attached.
- Not Saving His Bacon.
- Her Attraction.
- Deaf But Sensible.
- JOURNAL OF SOLOMON SIDESPLITTER.
- Transcriber's Notes:
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