edited by Sir Francis Burnand

CLOANTHUS HOUSE, MARKET DREPANUM, OXON.

THE BITTER CRY OF THE BROKEN-VOICED CHORISTER.

(A long way after Tennyson.)

QUEER QUERIES.

(By a future Lord Chancellor.)

AT COVENT GARDEN LAST THURSDAY.

"FOLLOW ON!"

(A Cricketer's "Catch." Air—"Come Follow!")

ACCOMMODATING.

"TOO KIND BY HALF."

A NEW LANGUAGE.

British Tar sings, someway after Mr. Rudyard Kipling's "Tommy."

Air—"Mandalay."

In the Shilling Seats.

During the Walrus Hunt.

At the Landing-Place—after Shooting the Chutes.

TO A DROSHKY-DRIVER.

(By a Quondam Fare.)

THE MOAN OF A THEATRE-MANAGER.

"THE WAY THEY HAVE IN THE NAVY."

(Adapted to the Requirements of the Army.)

THE BALLAD OF DEPARTED PIPPINS.

(Some Way after Villon and Rossetti.)

FELINE AMENITIES.

THROUGH THE LOCK.

Grand Old Puntsman pipes up:—

SYMPATHY.

A Colloquy after the Eton and Harrow Cricket Match.

Old Buffer to Small Boy, solicitously:—

Small Boy to Old Buffer, spasmodically:—

THE MOAN OF THE MINOR POET.

QUITE A LITTLE PARABLE.

THE VOICE OF THE THAMES.

(To be set to Débutantes who have completed their first Season.)

(A Supplement for the Newspaper Press.)

EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.

"ANGELS IN 'THE HOUSE.'"

"VOCES STELLARUM."

CONS. FOR THE CHAIR.

On very Old Models.

An Unpleasant Paradox.

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